jordan's definitions

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 9, 2005

cock block squad

Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.

Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!

by Jordan April 10, 2005

dopefly

a combinnation of the words, dope and fly. it is used when something is so awsome that it cannot be called dope or fly so they are put together to explain the true greatness of what it is.

man, did you see the new mustang? it's dopefly.

by Jordan April 21, 2005

lumacris

used to describe a pimpin chevy lumina that rocks the gangsa beats

lets go pick up some fly biotches in the lumacris yo (said by wigger)

by Jordan April 21, 2005

psp

Overrated handheld made by Sony. Is being PWND by the DS. It's not known by everyone, but the DS actually CAN play movies and stuff.

Check it out! I'm on the internet with my PSP! Isn't it- *battery dies*

by Jordan April 24, 2005

nery

an angry looking yet very friendly and sensitive person with black features (such as being very well endowed)

That girl be sleeping with a nery, and that's why she walking bowlegged!

by Jordan July 5, 2004

whorida

Someone in the "Dope Game"

That playas a "whorida" you need some?

by Jordan July 11, 2004