jordan's definitions

asoue

"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.

She read ASOUE ten times.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005

hair band

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

by Jordan July 14, 2004

warnica

pathetic piece of shit that breathes heavily like darth vader and should die of cancer from smoking cigarettes.

kill warnica. kill warnica

by jordan December 5, 2003

ipsa

ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen !

ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen

by jordan April 7, 2005

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005