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Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.
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Selencio. The white man is speaking. Excuse me, theres a white man up here. UNGOwA!!
Selencio. The white man is speaking. Excuse me, theres a white man up here. UNGOwA!!
by Jordan November 16, 2004
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has diverse meaning
1) A stupid bastard man that doesnt
know he is a stupid bastard man
2) A head that has been fucked many
A time by any object
3) A girl that hates it when
you call her a fuckhead
has diverse meaning
1) A stupid bastard man that doesnt
know he is a stupid bastard man
2) A head that has been fucked many
A time by any object
3) A girl that hates it when
you call her a fuckhead
1) That stupid fuckhead you cant just
Say that Niel Diamond isnt the best
Musician on this earth!
2) God my this kids fuck head is
chaved so bad, what a fuckhead
3) Annalyse is my favorite fuckhead
And I like her Seven Times over
Say that Niel Diamond isnt the best
Musician on this earth!
2) God my this kids fuck head is
chaved so bad, what a fuckhead
3) Annalyse is my favorite fuckhead
And I like her Seven Times over
by Jordan May 26, 2004
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MTV = evil
MTV = evil
"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...
by Jordan December 17, 2004
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