jordan's definitions

stacular

adj. slang
1. To posses the qualities that are associated with a sexually attractive female.
2. A person, object, or action that is cool.

1. That bitch was stacular.

2. That was a very stacular concert.

by Jordan April 16, 2006

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004

UCF

University of
Central
Florida

A hard ass school that takes forever to graduate from.

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"

Me: "Liked? Im still there"

Friend: "But its been 6 years"

Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"

by Jordan November 16, 2003

seart

sorry or serious

say your seart

by Jordan November 18, 2003

ughmiblanle

Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".

"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
"

by Jordan April 11, 2004

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

by Jordan March 15, 2004