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1) WOW! she is DEFINITELY a DTFK!
2) did you see that DTFK roll by? i didn't know they got that big!
2) did you see that DTFK roll by? i didn't know they got that big!
by Jordan March 25, 2003
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by jordan January 24, 2005
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Get the Spoon mug.Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.
by Jordan June 18, 2006
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The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.
Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!
by jordan March 17, 2004
Get the joan baez mug.A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.
by jordan December 12, 2004
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