jonny's definitions

uped

short for being showed up. Se also, owned, ruled, schooled

Man, you got uped bad.

by Jonny June 19, 2004

shanker

a person who is addicted to crack cocaine

That kid Mike is such a Shanker!

by Jonny February 20, 2005

Schiza

in german: Shit, poo,

Oh Schiza! I broke my hip!

by Jonny April 25, 2003

bocaj

Some one of great class. A person people look up to.

I'm jealous of that bocaj

by jonny October 15, 2004

foopalooting

Go see "munging". Thats the correct word for this disgusting act.

No example needed if you read the others.

by jonny March 30, 2005

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

Dizza

Diz-ah
Noun,
An absolute demon on anything with wheels, be it a race-car, uni-cycle or even a shopping trolley. The average Dizza can easily perform a kick-flip in a golf cart.
Typical Dizza behaviour consists of fixing cars, riding bikes etc

1. Noun: You're such a dizza

by Jonny May 1, 2015