jon's definitions
(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
by Jon October 29, 2004
Get the miszleresquemug. by jon March 30, 2003
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. by Jon June 3, 2004
Get the puntasmug. by jon February 12, 2004
Get the haimug. the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.
by jon September 16, 2003
Get the blimpkinmug. by jon February 11, 2004
Get the a.0.1mug. by Jon December 19, 2004
Get the shlongmomug.