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halo

1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)Counstructed by The Forruner it is a giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted a long with many other halos as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Halo was not built to house the parasite noobs,play the game. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown
Halo pwns and Half Life pwns, so does Counterstrike and Unreal Tournement, the only problem being is you have hackers in all those games but Halo.
by Jon May 5, 2005
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comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.
A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.
by Jon May 7, 2005
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above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.
Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.
by Jon December 26, 2006
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nao

Written "nao" or "na0" for geekier persons.

It means "now" in a more bashful and impatient way.
Used a lot in forums or discusion/image boards like "chans" or gamefaqs.
1)
Picz na0 or it didn't happen!!1!

2)
John: I'm hungry
Mom: It will be ready in......
John: NAOOOO!
by Jon February 7, 2007
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Rudying

To touch everything in the room while indicating that one is ironically spreading germs.
Note: NBA center Rudy Gobert during March 9, 2020 post-game interview. Rudy Gobert was Rudying many items in the room during his post-game interview session and was subsequentially diagnosed with the COVID-19 virus two days later.
by Jon March 12, 2020
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fuck beans

Random expression of anger and shock.
Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!
by Jon July 2, 2004
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good night beer

sometimes just referred to as "good night" to signify the use of any alcoholic substance as a "sleeping pill".
He stays awake if he doesn't drink his good night (beer).
by Jon July 4, 2004
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