jon's definitions

NOS

NOS is the acronym for New Old Stock. It's an item that is old, but ios not used. Since it never sold, it's technically "new" even though it may be several years old.

1967 Plymouth Barracuda Antenna. Chrysler made them and distributed them to Retailers. Stock was left over after they stopped making the cars.

by Jon September 23, 2003

gael

The only person that matters to me, The person i love more than anyone i know or have known.

...the reason i live

GaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGaelGael yes yes yes yea

by jon January 2, 2005

anal mauraders

usually a gang of gay dudes or want a be gay dudes

Look at those Queer Eye guys, what a bunch of anal mauraders

by Jon August 3, 2004

quurr

Blacker way to say "queer"

Mike:"I like men"
Jon:"That's cause you are a quurr"

by Jon August 2, 2004

strumolo

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish

Did that strumolo fart again?

by Jon April 4, 2005

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003

loco

A hot hip hop clothing line

Yo did you see him wearin those new loco jeans.

by Jon March 8, 2004