jon's definitions

Sheeeet

The word shit but coming from our Brotha Gangsta's mouth!

Oh sheeeet Nigga u wack!

by Jon January 13, 2004

junglist

one who lives, eats, and breathes drum and bass, jungle, and all things related to it. they have a tendency to be ignorant at times towards other styles of music and scenes. also, can be very opinionated about what they like and will strongly stick to thier opinions for the life of them. every junglist has an aggressive side to them, whether it be obvious to the public or not. clothing styles range from 555 soul to eurotrash to indie to casual. 90% of junglists are potheads, cokeheads, and/or alcoholics.

those junglists absolutely hate trance.

by jon January 31, 2004

sum 41

a pop-punk band that has shown improvement. their ep and first cd sucked, but there current cd "does this look infected?" is actually good. out of all the pop-punk bands the only one i would listen to is sum 41 and maybe blink 182. i could see how people think they suck because of the other albums.

i feel kind of guilty listening to sum41 because all of their fans are fags! they're all little teeny boppers who think are a bunch of posers. thats what ruins sum 41's image. they try to come out with a good cd and all their fans are fags and it makes other people think they suck.

Sum 41 is underrated because of all their gay fans.

by jon November 22, 2003

lor

LOR and matt are lovers. thanks to her super hot friend mackenzie. LOR is the queen of scene

that scene chick with the king of metal is lor. she is the queen of scene

by Jon February 6, 2005

republicans

The political arm of the Religious Right

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives

by jon April 2, 2005

fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.

When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.

by Jon December 7, 2003

halo

1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)Counstructed by The Forruner it is a giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted a long with many other halos as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Halo was not built to house the parasite noobs,play the game. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown

Halo pwns and Half Life pwns, so does Counterstrike and Unreal Tournement, the only problem being is you have hackers in all those games but Halo.

by Jon May 5, 2005