jon's definitions

virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.

I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.

by Jon November 10, 2003

PISS FLAPS

Nice pair of beef curtains

hanging down like a pair of curtains

by jon December 29, 2003

klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.

The girl is ridiculously klar faced.

by Jon February 21, 2005

The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.

The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.

by jon November 16, 2004

chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.

"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."

by Jon April 13, 2004

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

poo

v. what dirty sinners do.
n. what comes out of dirty sinners as concentrated sin.

Look at that poo.

by Jon December 27, 2003