jon's definitions

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.

I just burrnastied this dirty slut.

by Jon February 27, 2005

VH1

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.

I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.

by Jon December 29, 2004

Washington State

Agreeing with ":)", Washington IS the best state. I wish I lived there, instead I live in the horrible state (For lack of a better word) California.

I would give anything to move to Bainbridge Island, in the beautiful State of Washington.

by Jon March 14, 2005

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround

jewie has a long penis

by Jon April 6, 2004

fool's errand

A task which is widely known to be unwise, yet is carried out against a person's better judgement.

He went to her house to tell her he loved her, even though her husband was home. It was a fool's errand.

by Jon February 17, 2005

suck

to slerp on

wanna suck on this?

by jon March 4, 2003

stylin

The act of possessing illicit substances

man, you styling?

Yeuh i got a half ounce

by Jon May 13, 2005