402 definitions by jon
n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
by jon January 19, 2004
Comes from the south of London... wimbledon area. describing people with slick greasy combed back hair
by jon July 7, 2004
by jon August 3, 2004
n. the school of hard knocks, the ghetto, the place of no return, the drug dealers paradise, the lawless world of ruffians, the white man's fears and doubts all rolled into one, the place from which every famous rapper, convict and crackhead has allegedly spawned.
by jon January 6, 2004
damn, look at that durse wagon
by jon May 19, 2004
Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.
Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.
Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.
prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.
other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.
other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.
by jon February 2, 2005
A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.
by jon November 5, 2003