jon's definitions

dumpoogi

a modern voodoo doll made to use on celebrities

bill's cameron diaz dumpoogi just broke in half

by jon July 4, 2003

himan

A creature with four eyes.

Mami likes drawing text pictures of himans when talking on AIM. ==;;;;;;

by Jon June 19, 2005

Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone

"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."

by Jon March 2, 2004

t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.

I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've

by Jon November 4, 2003

University of Washington

In 4 years, I'll be a University of Washington student. Go Huskies.

I hope the University of Washington Huskies win this year.

by Jon March 14, 2005

youngbecker

A close cousin to the Lambera, the youngbecker answers posts on internet forums without thinking.

Or someone who mindlessly worships the poster with the highest post count.

"....So after I machined down the thrust bearing, the clutch fit properly..."

Youngbecker: "Sounds Interesting!"

by Jon February 5, 2005

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

by Jon February 17, 2005