jolt's definitions

mess

obscure abbreviation of MSN Messenger

A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"

by jolt January 3, 2005

valmorphanize

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

by jolt January 3, 2005

pedonecrophiliaphagism

the act of loving to eat dead babies

you don't need one, just use your imagination

by Jolt November 20, 2003

keef

The highest amount of THC from Marijuana. Made when marijuana is grinded and the THC crystal is sorted from the rest of bud

This keef has got me chokin but blazed

by Jolt December 31, 2003

bush

a.) small, round tree
b.) president 41
c.) president 43

i have no opinion of any three. all i know is i hate hitler, stalin, osama, saddam, and any other terrorist (see terrorist) dumbass that wants to fuck up anybody that walks.

a) shit, i ran into that bush
b) the PGW happened under bush
c) did u see bush land on the carrier?

by Jolt January 12, 2004

hyperchondria

never thinking you are sick even when you really are - opposite of hypochondria

by Jolt October 24, 2003

glove

something that is good, or you are happy about

damm yo, i got 3 free periods a day this year...my schedule is definetly glove

by jOlT December 10, 2003