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shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.
Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.
by jojo August 24, 2004
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rilo kiley

The best indie foursome in the history of all thing indie! They are amazing live and they are all so hot mostly jenny shes like an orgasim!
Man lets go listen to some rilo...
by jojo August 16, 2004
mugGet the rilo kileymug.

skool-aid

A soft drink that you make by mixing it together with water and suga
I wanta 'nother glass of dat skool-aid.
I was a "Skool-aid Kid" when I was a youngun.
by Jojo July 18, 2003
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Washburn

Washburn

washburn.........A women who likes a clean beaver. And mows the lawn so vigorously it creates friction....
Boy she really knows how to Washburn a women....

Boy can she really eat beaver look at her mow that lawn.
by Jojo January 25, 2004
mugGet the Washburnmug.

Zurcher

Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.
by jojo August 14, 2003
mugGet the Zurchermug.

WEM

Abbreviation for West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall in the world filled with some of the dumbest tourists in the world.
Some actual questions asked of the merchants working there:

"What's upstairs?" (It's a mall, duh, more stores!)

"Where is the ice-skating rink?" (The one you're standing in front of, bonehead!)

And too many more stupid questions to list.
by JoJo July 23, 2004
mugGet the WEMmug.

Anyhoo

A really irritating, corny way of saying anyhow.
I think I am so cool by changing the word anyhow to anyhoo, but I am not. I sound stupid, but anyhoo, I have work to do.
by Jojo March 4, 2003
mugGet the Anyhoomug.

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