john gallione's definitions

white sox

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

by john gallione June 7, 2007

arena football

to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.

arena football may have nfl rejects for every other position, but not kickers.

by john gallione December 9, 2008

drumline

most talented, crazy, fun, and exciting people in the band. typically not your typical band geeks. these guys are normally drummers in rock/punk bands or even in some cases produce rap beats (i do both). most often not a loser and has friends. a lot of them are also athletes. these great people CAN read music. so fuck woodwind players. these people also hate their conductor because conductors blame all their problems on the drums. lastly the group that tends to have the most people kicked out of the band dude to excessive crazyness or smoking weed in the porto pottys.

u hear johnny got kicked out of band for walking out of class when the conductor yelled at him?

too bad he was a big part of the drumline.

by john gallione January 17, 2007

marching band

hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.

john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete

by john gallione December 9, 2008

marilyn manson

true- guy who relies on shock to sell his albums. nothing more than another man wearing makeup to get famous. he sells an image not music. he is no better than dashboard confessional.

false- the reason columbine and 9/11 happened. he didnt get a gun and kill those kids, two depressed kids did.

marilyn manson sucks dick but he isnt the reason why kidds kill people.

by john gallione June 2, 2007

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione May 6, 2006

dont feed phil

a day when bam told phil he couldnt eat for 24 hours and put up billboarda and even when they went to a turbonegro concert, started a chant of phil is fat

poor fat phil, hes so fat.

by john gallione June 3, 2004