john gallione's definitions

Mila Kunis

portrayed Jackie Berhnardt on that '70s show and does the voice of meg griffen on family guy. super sexy.

dude mila kunis is fucking hot.

by john gallione January 17, 2007

dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

by john gallione January 10, 2007

arena football

to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.

arena football may have nfl rejects for every other position, but not kickers.

by john gallione December 9, 2008

drumline

most talented, crazy, fun, and exciting people in the band. typically not your typical band geeks. these guys are normally drummers in rock/punk bands or even in some cases produce rap beats (i do both). most often not a loser and has friends. a lot of them are also athletes. these great people CAN read music. so fuck woodwind players. these people also hate their conductor because conductors blame all their problems on the drums. lastly the group that tends to have the most people kicked out of the band dude to excessive crazyness or smoking weed in the porto pottys.

u hear johnny got kicked out of band for walking out of class when the conductor yelled at him?

too bad he was a big part of the drumline.

by john gallione January 17, 2007

marching band

hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.

john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete

by john gallione December 9, 2008

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione May 6, 2006

dont feed phil

a day when bam told phil he couldnt eat for 24 hours and put up billboarda and even when they went to a turbonegro concert, started a chant of phil is fat

poor fat phil, hes so fat.

by john gallione June 3, 2004