john gallione's definitions

dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

by john gallione January 10, 2007

Mila Kunis

portrayed Jackie Berhnardt on that '70s show and does the voice of meg griffen on family guy. super sexy.

dude mila kunis is fucking hot.

by john gallione January 17, 2007

arena football

to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.

arena football may have nfl rejects for every other position, but not kickers.

by john gallione December 9, 2008

paul mccartney

talented, yes. overrated,yes. best song writer ever, no.

paul mccartney was known really as the lead beatle. though to common misconception, the best beatles songs were actually written by george harrison, not mccartney or lennon. paul also was known to pass on good ideas. I.E "while my guitar gently weeps". mccartney said it would never make the record and that it would be a mistake to record it. Harrison prevailed and got eric clapton (see god for more on eric) to play on the track. While my guitar gently weeps is known to lots of beatles fans as the best beatles song ever written.

paul mccartney is an over rated songwriter, still very good though.

by john gallione January 1, 2007

marching band

hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.

john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete

by john gallione December 9, 2008

white sox

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

by john gallione June 7, 2007

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione May 6, 2006