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marching band

hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.
john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete
by john gallione December 9, 2008
mugGet the marching bandmug.

drumline

most talented, crazy, fun, and exciting people in the band. typically not your typical band geeks. these guys are normally drummers in rock/punk bands or even in some cases produce rap beats (i do both). most often not a loser and has friends. a lot of them are also athletes. these great people CAN read music. so fuck woodwind players. these people also hate their conductor because conductors blame all their problems on the drums. lastly the group that tends to have the most people kicked out of the band dude to excessive crazyness or smoking weed in the porto pottys.
u hear johnny got kicked out of band for walking out of class when the conductor yelled at him?

too bad he was a big part of the drumline.
by john gallione January 17, 2007
mugGet the drumlinemug.

dont feed phil

a day when bam told phil he couldnt eat for 24 hours and put up billboarda and even when they went to a turbonegro concert, started a chant of phil is fat
poor fat phil, hes so fat.
by john gallione June 3, 2004
mugGet the dont feed philmug.

marilyn manson

true- guy who relies on shock to sell his albums. nothing more than another man wearing makeup to get famous. he sells an image not music. he is no better than dashboard confessional.

false- the reason columbine and 9/11 happened. he didnt get a gun and kill those kids, two depressed kids did.
marilyn manson sucks dick but he isnt the reason why kidds kill people.
by john gallione June 2, 2007
mugGet the marilyn mansonmug.

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.
what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.
by john gallione May 6, 2006
mugGet the itardmug.

angels and airwaves

shit music made by the man that held blink 182 back. check out +44 cause the fucking pwn A&A.
fag kid #1: hey wanna listen to angels and airwaves?
fag kid #2: yeah and afterwards we can have buttsex!
fag kid #1 YAY!
by john gallione November 13, 2006
mugGet the angels and airwavesmug.

Mila Kunis

portrayed Jackie Berhnardt on that '70s show and does the voice of meg griffen on family guy. super sexy.
by john gallione January 17, 2007
mugGet the Mila Kunismug.

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