Definitions by joemammy

LBSS 

Little baby stomach syndrome. The condition that occurs when you can't handle your food or your alcohol.

Ex 1: My boy used to be able to KNOCK plates at the buffet, but lately he's been eating like a little bee-yetch!
Ex 2: "Haha look at Timmy! He just shotgunned a four loko and got a baddd case of LBSS. He looks like he's straight time travelin."

LBSS by joemammy April 29, 2015

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015

Titrexpert 

A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.

Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this girl's breast cancer from a mile away... Literally A MILE AWAY! I was astounded at his abilities.

Titrexpert by joemammy January 16, 2009

two bagger 

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

two bagger by joemammy December 14, 2008

Mattress Warehouse 

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

Mattress Warehouse by joemammy December 14, 2008

extrawhordinary 

A girl with whorish like qualities and or abilities. She may look normal to the eye, but once you get to know her you will soon find out that she possesses characteristics that someone considered a whore possesses.

Susie is so extrawhordinary. I was talking to her yesterday and in the middle of our conversation she just busted out and was like "my anus is KILLING me!". I was speechless after this.

extrawhordinary by joemammy December 14, 2008

tea bag 

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.

Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".

tea bag by joemammy December 14, 2008