joemammy's definitions

hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

by joemammy March 2, 2007

Bojanglin

Wasting everyone's time. Standing in the middle of the aisle. Driving slow af in the left lane. Doing things that piss society off to the max.

All this bojanglin makes me hate humanity.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

extrawhordinary

A girl with whorish like qualities and or abilities. She may look normal to the eye, but once you get to know her you will soon find out that she possesses characteristics that someone considered a whore possesses.

Susie is so extrawhordinary. I was talking to her yesterday and in the middle of our conversation she just busted out and was like "my anus is KILLING me!". I was speechless after this.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Miller Lite

A beer I'd almost drink.

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Tiggies

Tig ol bitties.

I have got to get a glimpse of those tiggies!

by joemammy September 4, 2016

Beaver

Slang term for a vagina. The lips resemble a beaver's two long teeth.

Somebody give that beaver some wood!!

by joemammy April 23, 2018