joemammy's definitions

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

by Joemammy January 18, 2015

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

extrawhordinary

A girl with whorish like qualities and or abilities. She may look normal to the eye, but once you get to know her you will soon find out that she possesses characteristics that someone considered a whore possesses.

Susie is so extrawhordinary. I was talking to her yesterday and in the middle of our conversation she just busted out and was like "my anus is KILLING me!". I was speechless after this.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

Sun's Out, Tum's Out

Taking your shirt off the second you get within twenty feet of water, regardless of how sloppy looking you are. Dignity and self-respect are meaningless when practicing 'sun's out, tum's out'.

Dude 1: Jody can't go near a body of water while keeping his shirt on. Check him out over there in the kiddy pool splashing water on his gut.

Dude 2: Sun's out, tum's out bro. Stop shaming.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

Tiggies

Tig ol bitties.

I have got to get a glimpse of those tiggies!

by joemammy September 4, 2016