joemammy's definitions

Karma Sutra

To get what you give sexually.

Ay girl, I practice the art of the karma sutra. *wink*

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Tiggies

Tig ol bitties.

I have got to get a glimpse of those tiggies!

by joemammy September 4, 2016

Uncle Deezle

What you turn into after taking three scoops of preworkout.

Uncle Deezle over there took three scoops and forgot where he was.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

What's coonin?

What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.

Yo Jamal, what's coonin?

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

Nerding

The act of playing video games for hours and hours. Probably while eating cheetohs and hot pockets.

*Me in the group text* Yo dudes, anyone nerding tonight? I picked up a bag of cheetohs and there's a fresh box of hot pockets in the freezer. Let's do this!

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Sun's Out, Tum's Out

Taking your shirt off the second you get within twenty feet of water, regardless of how sloppy looking you are. Dignity and self-respect are meaningless when practicing 'sun's out, tum's out'.

Dude 1: Jody can't go near a body of water while keeping his shirt on. Check him out over there in the kiddy pool splashing water on his gut.

Dude 2: Sun's out, tum's out bro. Stop shaming.

by joemammy August 2, 2019