joemammy's definitions

Fetty Wop

When a white person asks you who raps that, just say Fetty Wop. They won't know any different.

Urkel: Yo dude this that new Carter 5?

Friend: Na it's fetty wop.

Urkel: Oh, duh! Just like the last five songs.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

Bojanglin

Wasting everyone's time. Standing in the middle of the aisle. Driving slow af in the left lane. Doing things that piss society off to the max.

All this bojanglin makes me hate humanity.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

What's coonin?

What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.

Yo Jamal, what's coonin?

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Beaver

Slang term for a vagina. The lips resemble a beaver's two long teeth.

Somebody give that beaver some wood!!

by joemammy April 23, 2018

Tiggies

Tig ol bitties.

I have got to get a glimpse of those tiggies!

by joemammy September 4, 2016

Miller Lite

A beer I'd almost drink.

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.

by joemammy September 3, 2016