joecoolthefool's definitions

fear beer

That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.

I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger

by joecoolthefool November 6, 2015

disaster fatigue

The loss of interest in donating money for relief, volunteering time to help survivors or general interest in media coverage for multiple natural or man-made disasters. You feel guilty for losing interest and legitimate concern for the people affected, but numerous events back to back is exhausting. natural disaster, man-made disaster, hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, shooting, terrorism, terrorist act, bombing, explosion, mass casualty

We have had 3 tornados and 2 major floods this year. I have got major disaster fatigue.

by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017

You bet not never

A double-negative phrase used to intimidate someone who says something offensive or physically threatens you. talking tough, acting tough, frontin', fronting, bullying, bullied, threaten, intimidate, step correct, hurt, challenge, verbal beatdown

Man, you bet not never try to fight me! I'll throw you a beating you ain't never seen, bro!

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016

Cold bugaduga

Extremely cold weather; especially when there is a temperature change suddenly. (Cold) (freezing)

You better put on a coat this morning because it's a cold bugaduga out there.

by joecoolthefool November 24, 2014

Furniture funk

The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.

We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils

by joecoolthefool December 21, 2014

Trump Presidential

The future name of all Trump hotels when he leaves office. The name won’t be reserved for just a luxury suite. This name will be used for all of the president’s hotels around the world. President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump speak, Trump armor, Trump chump, Trump army, hotels, Trump hotels

I am going to Vegas and I am going to stay at the Trump Presidential. It is going to be a big weekend.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

marvel muscles

The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness

You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016