joecoolthefool's definitions

Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.

I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch

by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015

nude food

Strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. sex, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction

I have not seen my wife all week. I'm going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2016

Side shade

The dirty side glance that you give someone when they have said or done something to offend you and you want them to know you are displeased. shade, throwing shade, acting shady, dismissive, disrespectful, hater, disapprove, dirty look, nasty glance

I knew I had gone too far when Chuck, the coolest dude I know, threw serious side shade at me when I told him the name of the candidate that I supported.

by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016

fanboy fanatic

The obsessed guys who dress up like their favorite movie, tv show or superhero character. fanboy, fan boy, fangirl, fan girl, Marvel, DC Comics, convention, Comic Con, superhero, costume, cosplay

I'm a fanboy fanatic when it comes to Batman. My costume is exactly like his suit in Batman Begins.

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2016

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

terror fishing

Terrorists search internet sites like Twitter and Facebook for individuals who are angry and dissatisfied with their lives. They reach out and try to convince them to commit terrorist acts. terrorist, jihad, radicalism, Facebook, Twitter, internet, war on terror, FBI, ATF, police, hostage, victims, active shooter, perpetrator, suspect, shooter, bomb, explosion

Someone friended me on Facebook and started talking about how America was evil and I should disrupt the system. I think it was some lunatic terror fishing.

by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016

sphellcheck

The automatic spellcheck corrections that result in a completely different word or changes words that have been typed that look similar, but have a totally different meaning. spellcheck, hellcheck, spell, words, diction, type, smartphone, text, texting, email, google, hell, spellhell, spell hell, spell check, spell-check, sphell check

I’ve got a serious case of sphellcheck, my smartphone changes everything I type.

by joecoolthefool May 1, 2019