joecoolthefool's definitions

Mancleanse

A time period in which a woman refuses to date or have a relationship with a man because she is fed up with them. It usually follows a bad breakup.

Jill told me she is on a three month mancleanse after her breakup with Ted. mistercleanse, done with men, sick of men, men drive me crazy, lesbian not by choice

by joecoolthefool March 28, 2015

mancleanse

The time period during which a woman refuses to date men because of a recent bad break-up. She may be aloof, sarcastic or rude to all guys who approach her as they remind the woman of her man.

Uh oh, Jennifer is going through a mancleanse, she has been snapping at every man she talks to all day. boycleanse, mistercleanse, mandump, done with men, sick of men, men are evil

by joecoolthefool March 31, 2015

Nogros

The demeaning term that some wealthy and successful African-Americans use to refer to less fortunate African-Americans who are not upwardly mobile because of poverty, poor education, incarceration and hopelessness. The term is often used by African-American celebrities who have first generation wealth and want to distance themselves from poor African-Americans in the inner city and ingratiate themselves with their wealthy white friends.

I want nothing to do with Nogros because they make all black people look bad. I made it because of all my hard work and brilliance, so why can't they follow my path. poor blacks, inner city, poverty, joblessness, hunger, African-Americans, mass incarceration, Bill Cosby

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015

Pooplins

The small round pieces of poop that a person struggles to expel while going to the bathroom. The person squeezes hard and rocks back and forth on the toilet to get them to finally come out. They make a 'plop' sound as they splash into the toilet.

I was in a hurry this morning, but had to stop and take a giant dump. I was stuck on the toilet though forever because those darn pooplins wouldn't get out of me. doo-doo nuggets, tiny terds, poo-poo pieces, poo-poo popcorn, terdlets, poo-poo, doo-doo

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015

heavy duty booty

A large heavy-set person who is big and thick all over or a fat person who has a big butt.

You better put away those folding chairs and bring in the sofa. Why? Stan is coming over to have dinner and you know how gigantic he is, he's got a heavy duty booty and those folding chairs won't survive. big butt, big booty, heavy-set, fat, overweight, badonkadonk, twerking, big ass

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2015

fist-to-face talk

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.

I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015

Trigger rich

People who own numerous handguns and rifles and are always looking to buy more, but often struggle to pay their bills or care for their family.

Dale has got the best gun collection in Louisiana, but the bank is foreclosing on his home. How can this be?! Rodney, Dale is trigger rich. gun rich, gun crazy, gun nuts, gun show, hunter, hunting, shoot

by joecoolthefool May 20, 2015