joecoolthefool's definitions
The small round pieces of poop that a person struggles to expel while going to the bathroom. The person squeezes hard and rocks back and forth on the toilet to get them to finally come out. They make a 'plop' sound as they splash into the toilet.
I was in a hurry this morning, but had to stop and take a giant dump. I was stuck on the toilet though forever because those darn pooplins wouldn't get out of me. doo-doo nuggets, tiny terds, poo-poo pieces, poo-poo popcorn, terdlets, poo-poo, doo-doo
by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015
Get the Pooplinsmug. A fart that you intentionally let in a crowd to allow everyone to bask in the ambience of your passed gas. fart, pass gas, rip one, biff, silent but deadly, poot, crowd, group
I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.
by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019
Get the community fartmug. by joecoolthefool May 18, 2019
Get the shriekquelmug. The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015
Get the cable comamug. People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.
How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp
by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015
Get the Salad bar Christianmug. A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes
You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018
Get the suicide crimemug. A house or residence that is so big and expensive that it makes mansions look like ordinary homes. These homes are built by the new wave of billionaires such as hedge fund managers and tech entrepreneurs. mansion, tech, Wall Street, billionaire, hundred millionaire, techies, entrepreneur, IPO, hedge fund, trillionaire, NASDAQ, Dow Jones Industrial, NYSE, ballers, income inequality, the 1%, super rich, rich
I thought I was big time when I moved to Beverly Hills. A new tech billionaire wants to buy my home, tear it down and build a gigamansion worth $500 million.
by joecoolthefool April 15, 2019
Get the gigamansionmug.