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Instant friend

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.
I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf
by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
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Panera Bread Republican

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican
There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.
by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017
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Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.
by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018
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Trump sip

An awkward way of consuming a beverage, as if you don’t know if the drink will be too hot, too cold or taste bad. See also a Marco Rubio gulp. President Trump, Trumpestuous, Trumpnado, Trump feast, Trump chump, The Apprentice, make America great again, The Orange King, Trump bump, Trumpspeak, Republican, Marco Rubio, water, beverage, drink, sip, taste, bottled water
I was so nervous during the presentation, I was drinking water somewhere between a Marco Rubio gulp and a Trump sip.
by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017
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celebritainer

People who become famous without any obvious talent. They gain fame from sex tapes, pranks, Youtube, reality tv and dating athletes and movies stars. See also celebritainment. celebrity, entertainer, entertainment, movie star, tv star, reality tv, Youtubers, Youtube, pranks, Kardashian, sex tape, celebritainment
The celebritainers today make a fortune doing pranks and sex tapes, yet make a fortune. I don't get it.
by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017
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fangirl fanatic

The obsessed and devoted female fans who frequent the Comic Con, movie and tv show convention circuit. They believe that they are in love with their celebrity crush and that they are in love with them. fan girl, fangirl, fan boy, fanboy, celebrity, convention, superhero, Marvel, DC Comics, Star Wars
I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm a fangirl fanatic when it comes to the hunky guys in the Avengers movies.
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2016
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postbuttal

The response or defense a person would have given to harsh criticism or judgment if they had thought of it at the time. prebuttal, rebuttal, prebuke, rebuke, rebuff, retort, criticism, judgment, tact, defense, psychological colonoscopy, verbal bomb, verbal assault, invective, diatribe
The prosecutor introduced a lot of new evidence that may hurt my client. I wish I had demanded the judge give me time to review the new evidence before the trial proceeds. That postbuttal would have made a difference in the case.
by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016
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