joecoolthefool's definitions

Gamer groupie

People who start playing a new video game or online game to fit in because everyone else is playing it. gamer, groupie, online game, video game, social media, facebook, twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, pokemon go, Kim Kardasian, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, millenials

I see all of these gamer groupies playing the new Pokemon Go while walking down the street. They run into other people walking by and even walk into trees because they are so absorbed with the game.

by joecoolthefool July 13, 2016

Trump bump

The rise in voter support that comes when Donald Trump says something controversial or insulting about someone or something. Trump, Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpster, Trump plan, The Donald, make America great again, Republican

The Donald got a big Trump bump when he went after all of the Clintons in an interview. He really nailed them.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2016

pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016

Trump Treason

Media hyped use of the word 'treason' meant to suggest that President Donald Trump is colluding with the Russians to win elections and influence the American government. The legal definition of treason is someone providing aid and comfort to an American enemy or waging war against America. Trump Treason does not fit that definition. President Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trump speak, Trump army, Winter White House, treason, Patriot, Russia, Russiagate, Vladimir Putin, Putin, Trump media, mainstream media, lamestream media, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, collusion, meddling, Russian meddling

Trump Treason is a giant nothingburger, the establishment hates President Trump and want him to resign.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2017

trauma mama

A mom who hugs and comforts you when you get physically or emotionally hurt. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma momma, handy mom, mom, mother, momma, trauma, hurt, injured, accident

Thank goodness when I was young, I had a trauma mama who took care of me after all of my skateboard accidents.

by joecoolthefool September 12, 2016

Minty

A $20 bill with the face of Harriet Tubman, 'Minty' was her nickname. The plural is Minties. Harriet Tubman, $20, $20 bill, twenty dollars, Tubbies, underground railroad, Benjamins, Benjis, dollars

I've got a Minty to cover the taxi ride. If you want to go to dinner though, I have to go to the ATM.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

culture pirate

Someone who copies the fashion, hairstyles, music, language or unique ethnic elements from another group in order to make money. Also cultural piracy. It differs from cultural appropriation because it is done specifically to make money not just to look cool. cultural appropriation, cultural vulture, black culture, fashion, hip hop, rap music, Hollywood, thief, pirate, piracy, steal, cultural piracy

My friend Jake is a total culture pirate, he takes the latest fashion from hip hop and brags about how he came up with the idea.

by joecoolthefool June 9, 2017