joecoolthefool's definitions

ribitis

The sudden craving for barbeque ribs. barbeque, barbeque ribs, ribs, itis, pork ribs, baby back, beef ribs, grill, smoke

My neighbor next door is grilling and the smoke blowing across the fence gave me a sudden case of ribitis. I am on my way to the rib shack to get my eat on!

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016

Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018

corporate ghosting

The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business

I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

autocorrector

A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word

My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint

Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.

by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017

Hulk poop

The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump

Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.

by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018

shriekquel

The sequel to a horror movie. horror movie, sequel, scary, horror, monster, killer, maniac

I can’t wait for the shriekquel to the stalker movie last year.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2019