joecoolthefool's definitions

brown sugar daddy

A black man who provides money and luxuries to a woman in exchange for companionship.

I know it seems cliche, but I have been dating this football player who just signed a 40 million dollar contract. He smoothers me in jewelry and designer clothers, he is my brown sugar daddy! sugar daddy, daddy, boyfriend, gold digger, high maintenance

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

shehive

A clique of women, loyal to each other and led by a queen bee. The women of Mean Girls and Heathers are perfect examples. beehive, bee hive, clique, Mean Girls, Heathers, bees, termites, ants, queen bee, drama queen, women, teenage girls, hive, she-hive, she hive

There is so much drama in our class. The shehive runs everything.

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2019

oui-go

Using the French word “oui” meaning ”yes”, is a affirmation of support for a decision or course of action. It is the opposite term for “no-go” meaning a strong rejection of a decision or course of action. oui, no-go, yes, no, maybe, ok, okay, take action, decide, decision, French, do it, non, yeah

Do I want to go to the strip club on my birthday Chuck?! That’s a oui-go!

by joecoolthefool May 1, 2019

Pooplins

The small round pieces of poop that a person struggles to expel while going to the bathroom. The person squeezes hard and rocks back and forth on the toilet to get them to finally come out. They make a 'plop' sound as they splash into the toilet.

I was in a hurry this morning, but had to stop and take a giant dump. I was stuck on the toilet though forever because those darn pooplins wouldn't get out of me. doo-doo nuggets, tiny terds, poo-poo pieces, poo-poo popcorn, terdlets, poo-poo, doo-doo

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

protest fatigue

The exhaustion and frustration that comes from protesting and marching for a cause that never seems to be rewarded with concrete results. march, protest, movement, revolution, justice, peace, racial justice, women’s issues, women, African-American, white supremacy, NAACP, Charlottesville, Black Lives Matter, Tiki torch, KKK, skinheads, President Obama, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, silent majority

I know there is another march this weekend, but I’ve got serious protest fatigue. We have been marching for 5 years and nothing has changed.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2017