joecoolthefool's definitions

fake-bullying

Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett

John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!

by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019

Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster

Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.

by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

Uberflirting

The Uber driver relentlessly hits on the passenger even if she or he is not interested in them. It gets really uncomfortable when it happens in the middle of the ride and the passenger can't get out. Uber, taxi, Uber driver, Uber passenger, flirt, date, hit on

Some weirdo picked up my friend down at the mall and was Uberflirting with her for the next 20 miles, it must have been awful.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

Shaggy vibe

A young person who is super laid back and uses marijuana casually to stay laid back. Lebowski vibe, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Mystery Machine, Scooby gang, marijuana, reefer, weed, doobie, Mary Jane munchies, munchies

I'm going to my camper to take a break. You and your friends give off a Shaggy vibe, so I am guessing you're not going to the camper to study.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

deadmail

The mail a person who has died continues to receive from companies and charities. mail, Post Office, Postal Service, deceased, passed away, loved one, death in the family

I continue to sift through tons of deadmail 2 years after my grandfather died.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

loaded out the caboose

1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.

2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.

rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player

My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016