joecoolthefool's definitions

Trigger rich

People who own numerous handguns and rifles and are always looking to buy more, but often struggle to pay their bills or care for their family.

Dale has got the best gun collection in Louisiana, but the bank is foreclosing on his home. How can this be?! Rodney, Dale is trigger rich. gun rich, gun crazy, gun nuts, gun show, hunter, hunting, shoot

by joecoolthefool May 20, 2015

Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.

I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015

a big answer

When some makes ‘a big ask’ of you and you deliver in a major way. a big ask, big ask, big answer, deliver, get r done, get it done, taking care of business, handle your business, doing work, helping

When I asked you to take care of my kids for a year while I went to rehab was a big ask. You took care of them and started a college fund for them. You delivered a big answer. Thanks!

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2019

Gotta get this paper

A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.

I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy

by joecoolthefool June 13, 2015

Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming

I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

Coronavirus fever

The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing

I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2020

Bling-bling house

The Trump Tower in New York City where President Donald Trump will spend much of his time in office. The White House is nice, but it doesn't compare to the bling-bling of marble floors, crystal chandeliers and gold everything in Trump Tower. Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, make America great again, President Trump, U.S. President

I know the White House has a lot of history, but wouldn't you rather be Commander in Chief in the Bling-bling House. What's that? Trump Tower, baby!

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2016