joecoolthefool's definitions

flip a case

To get a criminal case overturned by presenting new evidence, eliminating existing evidence or by preventing witness testimony. caught a case, criminal justice sytem, prosecutor, court of law, defense lawyer, cops, police, behind bars, jail, prison, 25 to life, orange is the new black, the big house, time served, court case, overturned

The only way I’m going to get out of prison time is to flip a case I got coming up for armed robbery.

by joecoolthefool December 14, 2018

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

tantrump

A verbal retaliation against an opponent or institution involving any personal or professional criticism or challenge. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Donald, The Apprentice, Trump tantrum, tantrum, throw a fit

Donald Trump was furious when that news reporter questioned his business skills, he threw a tantrump. She backed off fast.

by joecoolthefool October 5, 2016

octave rocking

The attempt by singers to sing higher, lower and then higher again on a single note for dramatic effect in a song especially for the national anthem. Most singers try and fail miserably, but occassionally a few people pull it off. singing, sing, singer, octaves, music, national anthem, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, patriotic, America, USA, United States, Whitney Houston, the World Series, Super Bowl

Whoever just tried to sing the national anthem, should stop the octave rocking because you are not Whitney Houston. Just stop!

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

gym nod

The silent communication between people working out at the gym. It usually occurs when making eye contact with someone and giving them a 'what's up' head bob without saying a word. gymnasium, gym, gym talk, working out, workout, exercise, lift weights, cardio, spinning, running, jogging, talk, speak

I see the same people at the gym every day and don't know their names. I just give them the old gym nod and keep working out.

by joecoolthefool July 6, 2017

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

chasing the grave

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet

That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.

by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017