joecoolthefool's definitions

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump

There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.

by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017

fist-to-face talk

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.

I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

Trump media

The network and cable tv stations that made a lot of money from increased ratings from covering Donald Trump. The media has a love-hate relationship with President Trump, they love their increased ratings and hate President Trump. President Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trump army, liberal media, the media, cable tv, network tv

Trump media is in full swing 24/7, they love him and then they hate him, it drives me nuts.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

curvy and pervy

Someone who is big and beautiful and ready to get their freak on. Their size doesn't hold them back from hitting on men or women who are thin, ripped or even bigger than themselves. voluptuous, curves, curvy, beautiful, big, sexy, big girl, big girl curves, big boned, a whole lotta woman, bootylicious, buxom, horny, freaky, freak on, perverted, pervy, sex, sexy, slut, promiscuous

I don't care that I shop at Lane Bryant, just more cushion for the pushin! I'm gonna be curvy and pervy tonight.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016