A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
by joecoolthefool March 11, 2016
A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 03, 2016
The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war
The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
The feeling of excitement for a Donald Trump presidency. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, winner, winning
by joecoolthefool March 16, 2016
The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language
I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.
by joecoolthefool February 29, 2016
A large bundle of $1.00 bills that may be spent on anything, not just at the strip club. strippers, strip club, $1.00, dollar bill, money, singles, honey money
by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017
1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.
2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.
rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player
2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.
rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player
My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016