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The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
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I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully
by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015
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The CEO of the company leaked a story about the FBI boss threatening him to distract from the fact he was engaging in money laundering. He used the old Trumpstraction.
by joecoolthefool March 6, 2017
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by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016
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I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.
by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019
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It had been a while since I had gone out on a date. My friend set me up with this guy and I had just bought a new dress. I don't like to brag, but I was stylin profilin, girl.
by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016
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Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2014
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