joecoolthefool's definitions

i'm bonding

A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred

Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.

by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016

food bullet

The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face

I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!

by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016

travel channel traveler

A person who watches tv shows that take you to exotic locations to experience unique cultures and interesting people. You know that you will never get to go to many of these locations, but you live vicariously through the show. travel channel, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, David Attenborough, exotic locations, culture, travel, explore, discover

I don't have the money to do a lot of traveling, so I sit at home turn on the tv and become a travel channel traveler.

by joecoolthefool September 14, 2016

twiit

A tweet that is so stupid, ignorant or offensive that you question the intelligence or sanity of the person who posted it.

I was scrolling through some new tweets and came upon a twiit about women needing to stay in their place. I was initially angry, but realized the twiit came from a real twit.

by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017

feardew

The collection of sweat on your forehead and temple when you are afraid or anxious in a given situation.

I could tell that guy didn't know the answers to the professors questions. How did you know man?! I saw that feardew running down the side of his face, I knew he was clueless. fear, anxious, scared, worried, sweat, perspiration, fearsweat

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

dongo

An animal that is part Australian dingo and part wild dog. dingo, wild dog, Australia

I knew that could not be a dingo because it didn't have the usual color. No mate, it's a dongo, part wild dog.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2016

rebuffering

The circular icon from an internet site attempting to download on your computer or smartphone repeats continuously. It is frustrating to see the swirling circle slow down, as if the download is complete, only to start all over again. Also, rebuffer, rebuffered. buffering, download, upload, connection speed, wifi, dial up, computers, smartphone, Google, Microsoft, Apple, smartphone, iphone, slow speed

I am so sick of my computer, it is five years old and simply doesn't work anymore. Every time I try to download videos, I don't just get buffering, I get mega rebuffering and that dang circular icon is on the screen forever.

by joecoolthefool September 8, 2016