joecoolthefool's definitions

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Trump media

The network and cable tv stations that made a lot of money from increased ratings from covering Donald Trump. The media has a love-hate relationship with President Trump, they love their increased ratings and hate President Trump. President Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trump army, liberal media, the media, cable tv, network tv

Trump media is in full swing 24/7, they love him and then they hate him, it drives me nuts.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump

There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.

by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017

fist-to-face talk

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.

I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015

Pooplins

The small round pieces of poop that a person struggles to expel while going to the bathroom. The person squeezes hard and rocks back and forth on the toilet to get them to finally come out. They make a 'plop' sound as they splash into the toilet.

I was in a hurry this morning, but had to stop and take a giant dump. I was stuck on the toilet though forever because those darn pooplins wouldn't get out of me. doo-doo nuggets, tiny terds, poo-poo pieces, poo-poo popcorn, terdlets, poo-poo, doo-doo

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015