joecoolthefool's definitions

feardew

The collection of sweat on your forehead and temple when you are afraid or anxious in a given situation.

I could tell that guy didn't know the answers to the professors questions. How did you know man?! I saw that feardew running down the side of his face, I knew he was clueless. fear, anxious, scared, worried, sweat, perspiration, fearsweat

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

it's a hawk out there

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American

It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2016

bobcat

A woman in her early 30s that likes to date young men in their early 20s because she craves the emotional drama that comes from dating young guys. She’s too young to be a ‘cougar’, but she has ‘cougar-like’ qualities. cougar, panther, sugar mama, sugar daddy, dating, young men, sugar babies, lovers, boyfriend, girlfriend

There are a lot of bobcats in here tonight. I’m 23, I’ve only got a few years left before they won’t be into me anymore.

by joecoolthefool November 5, 2018

Mexican rimjob

Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor

The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2016

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

gym nod

The silent communication between people working out at the gym. It usually occurs when making eye contact with someone and giving them a 'what's up' head bob without saying a word. gymnasium, gym, gym talk, working out, workout, exercise, lift weights, cardio, spinning, running, jogging, talk, speak

I see the same people at the gym every day and don't know their names. I just give them the old gym nod and keep working out.

by joecoolthefool July 6, 2017

dance seizure

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music

John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.

by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018