joecoolthefool's definitions

Virtual unreality

Virtual reality games superimposed onto a real environment. Smartphones or glasses are used to see the real environment while also introducing virtual creatures, games and experiences. Pokemon Go, smartphone, iphone, virtual reality, Nintendo, Occulus, tech wear

This new Pokemon game is the best virtual unreality experience of my life.

by joecoolthefool July 28, 2016

Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster

Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.

by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017

Uberflirting

The Uber driver relentlessly hits on the passenger even if she or he is not interested in them. It gets really uncomfortable when it happens in the middle of the ride and the passenger can't get out. Uber, taxi, Uber driver, Uber passenger, flirt, date, hit on

Some weirdo picked up my friend down at the mall and was Uberflirting with her for the next 20 miles, it must have been awful.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

cryptoburn

The loss of all of your money invested in a cryptocurrency that is shut down by the creator or financial regulators. You feel burned from losing your money and/or you were actually burned by the people who took your money. cryptocurrency, crypto, money, bitcoin, ethereum, litcoin, coinbase, bankrupt, cryptocrash, cryptoporn, cryptology, money

I should have cashed out When my crypto was it $15,000 because it has now crashed and is only worth $2000. I feel like an idiot I didn’t get out in time. Tom, you’re feeling the cryptoburn.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

Titty-butt tv

The scripted and reality-tv shows that use nudity to attract viewers. The networks that produce these shows try to be as provocative as possible to maximize their ratings.

These Discovery tv shows feature way too much titty-butt tv to prove the difficulty of surviving in the jungle. reality tv, breasts, boobs, tits, butt, booty, titties, tv, cable tv, network tv, survival tv shows, adventure tv

by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014