joecoolthefool's definitions

Queerestroom

All restrooms, bathrooms and locker rooms are now unisex because a person can change their gender identity at any time. They can decide to be a man, woman or a pre-op/post-op transgendered person and go into the restroom, bathroom or locker room of their choice. transgender, transgendered, pre-op transgender, post-op transgender, LGBT, gender identity, queer, unisex, unisex restroom, reatroom, bathroom, locker room

There is a dude in high heels and a skirt undressing in the men's locker room. I believe in people's right to live freely, but all of the queerestrooms popping up still feels weird.

by joecoolthefool May 13, 2016

trauma bomb

1) The deluge of patients that flood the emergency room after a natural disaster, terrorist attack or a mass shooting.

2) The aftermath of a mass casualty event.
mass casualty event, trauma, natural disaster, mass shooting, terrorist attack, war, wounded, injured, injuries, casualty, death, ICU, emergency, ER, patient, sick

I worked a double shift yesterday because we had a trauma bomb. A passenger bus was hit by a cement truck on the highway.

by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

Patriotic bravado

The right wing voters that dress as soldiers during the American Revolution or as Founding Fathers to try and prove that they are more patriotic and dedicated to America than anyone else. patriot, Founding Fathers, American Revolution, conservative, right wing, Fox news, Tea Party, Republican, Declaration of Independence, Constitution, freedom

I went down to the protest and there were tons of people dressed like soldiers during the American Revolution. Way too much patriotic bravado for me.

by joecoolthefool January 21, 2016

kleptoking

Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship

This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.

by joecoolthefool February 2, 2017

gigamansion

A house or residence that is so big and expensive that it makes mansions look like ordinary homes. These homes are built by the new wave of billionaires such as hedge fund managers and tech entrepreneurs. mansion, tech, Wall Street, billionaire, hundred millionaire, techies, entrepreneur, IPO, hedge fund, trillionaire, NASDAQ, Dow Jones Industrial, NYSE, ballers, income inequality, the 1%, super rich, rich

I thought I was big time when I moved to Beverly Hills. A new tech billionaire wants to buy my home, tear it down and build a gigamansion worth $500 million.

by joecoolthefool April 15, 2019

suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018