joecoolthefool's definitions

oui-go

Using the French word “oui” meaning ”yes”, is a affirmation of support for a decision or course of action. It is the opposite term for “no-go” meaning a strong rejection of a decision or course of action. oui, no-go, yes, no, maybe, ok, okay, take action, decide, decision, French, do it, non, yeah

Do I want to go to the strip club on my birthday Chuck?! That’s a oui-go!

by joecoolthefool May 1, 2019

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

Uberflirting

The Uber driver relentlessly hits on the passenger even if she or he is not interested in them. It gets really uncomfortable when it happens in the middle of the ride and the passenger can't get out. Uber, taxi, Uber driver, Uber passenger, flirt, date, hit on

Some weirdo picked up my friend down at the mall and was Uberflirting with her for the next 20 miles, it must have been awful.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

canine crazy

People or families who build their entire lives around their dogs; their entire existence involves talking about, entertaining and pampering their dogs.

I've got to hurry up and get back inside because my neighbor is canine crazy. Every time I see her, all she does is talk about her two poodles. dog crazy, dog nuts, pet mania, animal lovers

by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014