joecoolthefool's definitions

down South booty

A big, round voluptuous booty seen on women in the South. These women don't need butt injections or butt pads, their behinds are all natural. booty, butt, behind, ass, heavy duty booty, booty popping, deep South, Southern, down South, down South booty, downSouth booty, big girl, big girl booty, black women, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez , J Lo, booty squatting, booty popping

Man, my girl is the bomb, she's gotta a gorgeous face, beautiful figure and a big old down South booty.

by joecoolthefool May 25, 2016

sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt

Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

Titty-butt tv

The scripted and reality-tv shows that use nudity to attract viewers. The networks that produce these shows try to be as provocative as possible to maximize their ratings.

These Discovery tv shows feature way too much titty-butt tv to prove the difficulty of surviving in the jungle. reality tv, breasts, boobs, tits, butt, booty, titties, tv, cable tv, network tv, survival tv shows, adventure tv

by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

hellesbian

An angry, frustrated lesbian who is always upset with men for anything, straight women who aren't sympathetic with her lifestyle or other lesbians who aren't interested in creating drama. She is constantly complaining, always annoyed with someone or forever unhappy about something. lesbian, lipstick lesbian, femme, butch lesbian, dyke, lesbos, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, lgbt, queer

This woman was ranting about her girlfriend and how she was cheating on her with a guy. She had 8 vodkas and was fuming about her girlfriend, men and the plight of lesbians everywhere. I know, she was a total hellesbian.

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

booger bandana

A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag

I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2016