joecoolthefool's definitions

puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

protest fatigue

The exhaustion and frustration that comes from protesting and marching for a cause that never seems to be rewarded with concrete results. march, protest, movement, revolution, justice, peace, racial justice, women’s issues, women, African-American, white supremacy, NAACP, Charlottesville, Black Lives Matter, Tiki torch, KKK, skinheads, President Obama, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, silent majority

I know there is another march this weekend, but I’ve got serious protest fatigue. We have been marching for 5 years and nothing has changed.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2017

oui-go

Using the French word “oui” meaning ”yes”, is a affirmation of support for a decision or course of action. It is the opposite term for “no-go” meaning a strong rejection of a decision or course of action. oui, no-go, yes, no, maybe, ok, okay, take action, decide, decision, French, do it, non, yeah

Do I want to go to the strip club on my birthday Chuck?! That’s a oui-go!

by joecoolthefool May 1, 2019

Mexican rimjob

Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor

The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2016

hellferno

The fire-generated landscape created from massive forrest fires and volcanos. forrest fire, volcano, hell, hellfire, hellscape, fireman, California fires, explosion, hellwind, heat, burn, campfire, wildfires

Those California wildfires are one giant hellferno, I’ve never seen anything like it.

by joecoolthefool November 14, 2018

doo doo brown

The light to medium brown color seen in cars, clothes, leather goods etc. that looks like the color of poop. boo boo brown, doo doo, boo boo, poop, crap, brown color, medium brown

I love your new Mercedes, especially the color. What is that, racing red with doo doo brown leather seats-you're styling man.

by joecoolthefool October 5, 2016