joecoolthefool's definitions

Ethnic fart

A person who passes incredibly foul smelling gas that comes from eating hot, spicy food from a specific culture or country. Mexican, Ethiopian and Chinese food are examples of food that can easily lead to these types of farts. fart, passing gas, pooting, break wind, rip one, gaseous anomaly, silent but deadly, flatulence, cut the cheese

No man, don't try to tell me that was a dead skunk we rolled past. You just let an ethnic fart! My eyes are watering bro!

by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016

Wakexhausted

A mental state where you are exhausted, but unable to sleep. You either suffer from an abnormal sleep-wake cycle from too many nights staying up late and getting up early or you can't sleep due to exercising or drinking coffee before bed. exhausted, awake, tired, sleepy, asleep, worn out, insomniac, exercise

I had gone to the gym at 10pm last night and I was so jacked from lifting weights, I spent the night laying in bed trying to fall asleep. Dude, you were wakexhausted!

by joecoolthefool July 26, 2016

Hip hop hippies

Black hippies that you often see leading social movements. You can identify them by the afros, braids, dreadlocks and baggy tie-dyed clothing they wear as a nod to the late sixties racial equality protests.

They push an agenda of black empowerment by marching, protesting and demanding social change when their focus should be on economic change. black, hippies, black hippies, social change, racial equality, racism, revolution, movement, BLM, black lives matter, black power, urban hippie, hippie chic, urban hippie chic, hipster, hiphop hippie, hip hop hippie

There have been a ton of protests for justice ever since that kid was shot in the back. It's tragic John, but I'm tired of the hip hop hippies creating so much drama. Brian, you have no sympathy?!

by joecoolthefool June 27, 2016

butterball booty

A round, firm, voluptuous butt in the shape of a Butterball turkey.
butterball, turkey, booty, heavy duty booty, booty squatting, butt, down South booty, black girl booty, PAWG, thick, BBW

I know that I added some pounds over the holidays, so now I got a butterball booty. Well, I gotta start hitting the gym.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

luxurist

A person who loves all things luxury-designer clothes, luxury cars and an expensive lifestyle. Most people want this life, but can't afford it, so all they can do is dream. luxury, expensive, designer, bespoke, elite, 1%, Wall Street, rich, super rich

I like to consider myself a luxurist, a person who demands only the best.

by joecoolthefool August 6, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

i'm bonding

A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred

Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.

by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016