joecoolthefool's definitions

butt crack attack

Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty

The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.

by joecoolthefool January 20, 2016

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff

The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.

by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016

Hollywood migration

Celebrities make the claim about moving to Canada if the politician of their choice is not elected President. The celebrities have no intention of following through on the move, but say it every four years. politics, celebrities, President, Democrats, Republicans, narcissism, Hollywood

I get so tired of these B-list celebrities jumping on Twitter and saying they are moving to Canada if their favorite liberal nominee isn't elected President. Oh gosh, the old Hollywood migration nonsense.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2016

traumacation

Accidents and illnesses on a vacation that ruin the trip. Food poisoning, broken bones and medical illnesses force a person to go to the hospital or remain in their hotel room. trauma, accident, crash, fall, food poisoning, diarrhea, vacation, fun, cruise, cruise ship, hotel, beach, ocean, luxury, party, family reunion

During my cruise, I had nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and a massive headache for 6 days. On the last day of the trip, I felt better. It was a traumacation.

by joecoolthefool July 12, 2016

Hacking and whacking

A way to get through life by taking on obstacles and difficulties head-on and not giving up even in the face of repeated failures. A synonym for keep grinding. life, keep grinding, grinding, determination, challenge, grit, sticktoitiveness, persevere, never give up, banging

How are you doing working six days a week. Man, I'm hacking and whacking, just trying to make it.

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016

Walkietalking

Talking on your phone with the speaker on, so you hold it in front of your face. cell phone, phone, speaker phone, speaker

Sorry Brit, I couldn't hear you, someone next to me was walkietalking.

by joecoolthefool March 9, 2016

primary party

The novel idea of having celebrities make an appearance at multiple voting sites in a primary state a politician is trying to win. The people who turn out to meet the celebrity may register to vote and give the politician an advantage. politics, politicians, Democrats, Republicans, Independents, primaries, voting, vote, Congress, bipartisan, president, President of the United States, state legislature

We're going to have a primary party tomorrow with several A-list celebrities. I think voter turnout is going to be big.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016