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barracuda blowjob

Oral sex where the person cuts or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. oral sex, blowjob, head, sex, oral pleasure
Some girl I hooked up with last night at the frat party gave me a barracuda blowjob. I had to go to the drug store and get some Neosporin ointment.
by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016
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Travolta charm

The sincere attempt to be charming with a woman that leads to an awkward and embarrassing encounter. John Travolta, Scarlett Johansson, Idina Menzel, celebrity, movie star, Tinseltown, Hollywood
I liked the way you went over to that girl and to talk to that lady and accidently sneezed in her face. You've got that Travolta charm oozing out of you.
by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016
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Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.
I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental
by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015
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frieditis

The overwhelming desire to have fried food. fried food, itis, I got the itis, fried chicken, grease, Crisco, lard
Last night, I got frieditis and went out for some chicken and waffles.
by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016
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Trump trashing

The relentless attacks by media outlets, pundits, journalists, celebrities and politicians to defame and destroy his presidential candidacy. He makes outrageous statements that are racist, sexist, ageist, hypocritical and discriminatory in numerous ways. So what, numerous politicians Republican, Democrat and Libertarian do the same thing without criticism. He is hated by the rich because he wants to end bad trade deals and tax loop holes for hedge fund billionaires. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice
I am so sick of watching the daily Trump trashing on network tv. They attack him for the same things all politicians do every day.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016
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cultural chamelion

Someone who infuses the ethnic style, fashion, music, language and behavior to mimic a different culture. They are fans of the other culture and wish to adopt the best parts of it. They are not engaging in cultural piracy or cultural appropriation. Cultural piracy, culture pirate, cultural appropriation, cultural piracy, steal, thief, borrow, fans, piracy
Ever since John started listening to hip hop music, he dresses and carries himself like his favorite artist. He has become a cultural chamelion.
by joecoolthefool June 9, 2017
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sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt
Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016
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