joecoolthefool's definitions

pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016

Holiday gouch

The period from December 26 to January 1 when the emotional high of the holidays dissipates and a person realizes another year of their life is gone and a new year of crap begins.

I get so depressed during the holiday gouch. Christmas is over, the family has gone and I go back to work in a few days with no parties in sight. post-holiday paranoia, December depression, Christmas craziness,New Year nervousness, holiday, Christmas, New Year, depression, anxiety

by joecoolthefool December 26, 2014

Footbowl troll

The obnoxious football fans or allumni who criticize on-line the players of their own team when their losing in an important game or bowl game only to suddenly praise them at the end of the game if they win.

My cousin was on Facebook tearing down his qb's performance and calling him soft, they win and suddenly the qb is a genius. Don't mind him, he's a footbowl troll. troll, football fool, fair weather football fan, fan, football, college football, flip-flop, disloyal

by joecoolthefool January 1, 2015

Transfan

A person who is either supportive of the transgender community or is attracted to transgendered women. transgendered, transgender, transexual, LGBT, gay, bisexual, lesbian, bathroom, restroom, ladyboy

I tried to introduce my friend to some hot ladies, but I found out he frequents gay clubs and likes transgendered women. Wait Buck, you mean he's a transfan? Yup!

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

flip a case

To get a criminal case overturned by presenting new evidence, eliminating existing evidence or by preventing witness testimony. caught a case, criminal justice sytem, prosecutor, court of law, defense lawyer, cops, police, behind bars, jail, prison, 25 to life, orange is the new black, the big house, time served, court case, overturned

The only way I’m going to get out of prison time is to flip a case I got coming up for armed robbery.

by joecoolthefool December 14, 2018

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads

I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.

by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017