joecoolthefool's definitions

Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup

Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

Bang-bang moment

A moment that causes you to react instinctively. It's not about guns or shooting, it's about reacting to a situation with a quick response. A term often used to describe quick movements in sports. fight or flight, instinct, react, reaction time, quick response

When my neighbor across the street yelled watchout, I immediately fell to the ground and covered my head. A tree limb had fallen in his yard, but I thought it was a drive-by. It was a bang-bang moment for me, I'm paranoid as heck.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

hurt hug

The hug that a person gives to someone when they hurt themselves in an accident.

I had to run up and give my baby a hurt hug when he fell off the slide at the playground. trauma hug, hurt, injury, fracture, crash

by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015

Trump trashing

The relentless attacks by media outlets, pundits, journalists, celebrities and politicians to defame and destroy his presidential candidacy. He makes outrageous statements that are racist, sexist, ageist, hypocritical and discriminatory in numerous ways. So what, numerous politicians Republican, Democrat and Libertarian do the same thing without criticism. He is hated by the rich because he wants to end bad trade deals and tax loop holes for hedge fund billionaires. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice

I am so sick of watching the daily Trump trashing on network tv. They attack him for the same things all politicians do every day.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

butthurt and bewildered

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry

I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

booger bandana

A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag

I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2016