joecoolthefool's definitions

shehive

A clique of women, loyal to each other and led by a queen bee. The women of Mean Girls and Heathers are perfect examples. beehive, bee hive, clique, Mean Girls, Heathers, bees, termites, ants, queen bee, drama queen, women, teenage girls, hive, she-hive, she hive

There is so much drama in our class. The shehive runs everything.

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2019

brown sugar daddy

A black man who provides money and luxuries to a woman in exchange for companionship.

I know it seems cliche, but I have been dating this football player who just signed a 40 million dollar contract. He smoothers me in jewelry and designer clothers, he is my brown sugar daddy! sugar daddy, daddy, boyfriend, gold digger, high maintenance

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

Racial peacekeepers

The preachers, pastors and community leaders who always rush out after a racially charged incident against african-americans to calm people and direct them to forgive or embrace their attackers. These individuals decide to represent all african-americans in the community, but often act hypocritically for their own benefit to establish a national profile and win influence among the african-american community for future church donations. They are noticeably absent when the violence does not have racial overtones.

Oh boy, here come the racial peacekeepers with their ridiculous speeches about Christian forgiveness after the skinhead killed 12 people. I just can't with these guys. Bible ballers, pastor pimps, pastors, preachers, community organizers, religion, church, African-American

by joecoolthefool October 4, 2015

Clam shaker

A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm

My clam shaker was out of batteries, so Friday night was a bust.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

triggerbombing

To linger around a person when they become emotional about something. You may initiate the trigger, take a selfie or video and even include the triggered person in it to create more drama. trigger, triggered, millenial, drama, safe space, trigger words, selfie. photobombing, in your feelings, identity politics

I went up to a group of millennials on campus and told them they were spoiled brats. They totally went off on me and I videotaped the whole thing. Triggerbombing is so much fun.

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2019

Pooplins

The small round pieces of poop that a person struggles to expel while going to the bathroom. The person squeezes hard and rocks back and forth on the toilet to get them to finally come out. They make a 'plop' sound as they splash into the toilet.

I was in a hurry this morning, but had to stop and take a giant dump. I was stuck on the toilet though forever because those darn pooplins wouldn't get out of me. doo-doo nuggets, tiny terds, poo-poo pieces, poo-poo popcorn, terdlets, poo-poo, doo-doo

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015

curvy and pervy

Someone who is big and beautiful and ready to get their freak on. Their size doesn't hold them back from hitting on men or women who are thin, ripped or even bigger than themselves. voluptuous, curves, curvy, beautiful, big, sexy, big girl, big girl curves, big boned, a whole lotta woman, bootylicious, buxom, horny, freaky, freak on, perverted, pervy, sex, sexy, slut, promiscuous

I don't care that I shop at Lane Bryant, just more cushion for the pushin! I'm gonna be curvy and pervy tonight.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016