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The act of creating or dramatizing fake news or events to distract from real problems plaguing you or your life. The Donald, Donald Trump, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpspeak, The President, Trump army
The CEO of the company leaked a story about the FBI boss threatening him to distract from the fact he was engaging in money laundering. He used the old Trumpstraction.
by joecoolthefool March 6, 2017
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There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.
by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017
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I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully
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by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017
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by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017
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The CEO was really pissed and he let everyone know it. Yeah Bob, he threw a really big temper tanTrump.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
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