joecoolthefool's definitions

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

gigamansion

A house or residence that is so big and expensive that it makes mansions look like ordinary homes. These homes are built by the new wave of billionaires such as hedge fund managers and tech entrepreneurs. mansion, tech, Wall Street, billionaire, hundred millionaire, techies, entrepreneur, IPO, hedge fund, trillionaire, NASDAQ, Dow Jones Industrial, NYSE, ballers, income inequality, the 1%, super rich, rich

I thought I was big time when I moved to Beverly Hills. A new tech billionaire wants to buy my home, tear it down and build a gigamansion worth $500 million.

by joecoolthefool April 15, 2019

suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018

terrorazzi

The news channels that obsessively cover terrorist incidents, often repeating the same limited information they know day after day. media, news, CNN, MSNBC, Fox news, terromedia, terrorist, terrorism, bomb, explosion, militia, al qaeda, ISIS, United Nations, coalition

The terrorazzi has been covering the latest terrorist incident nonstop for the last 3 weeks. I'm so tired of it every night.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2016

Trumped up

The feeling of excitement for a Donald Trump presidency. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, winner, winning

After that rally for the Donald, I'm Trumped up, baby!

by joecoolthefool July 23, 2016

ladyboy lavatory

adyboy locker room

A ladyboy, transvestite or transexual, who because of their gender identity, feels comfortable using a woman's restroom, bathroom or locker room. transgendered, transexual, LGBT, gay, lesbian, bisexual, ladyboy, transvestite, queerestroom, genderbender bathroom, President Obama, Obama

I am still coming to terms with the gender identity crisis so many people are facing. My girlfriend came out of the bathroom and said a young man was dressed in a beautiful skirt and heels. The women's bathroom is now a ladyboy lavatory.

by joecoolthefool May 13, 2016

third person theatrics

The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.

Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed

by joecoolthefool January 10, 2015