joecoolthefool's definitions

Probing emotions

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview

I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.

by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016

poliorigami

1) noun-A politician who bends, folds and contorts himself/herself on issues in order to be appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election.

2) verb-The act of bending and contorting on political and socioeconomic issues in order to appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election. politician, Democrat, Republican, political party, DC, drain the swamp, Congress, President, origami, Trump, Obama, Clinton, Big Tent Party, Washington DC

I get so tired of these DC politicians engaging in poliorigami in order to get votes for the midterm elections.

by joecoolthefool February 15, 2018

Money honey

Women who gravitate to men who are celebrities, rich athletes, CEOs or heads of state. They differ from baller babes in that they consider themselves classier and may be professionals themselves, but make no mistake, they are just as thirsty for rich men as the baller babes. baller babes, rich, wealthy, baller, ballin out, rapper rich, businessman, CEO, escort

I see the new CEO didn't stay single for long. He's got a new money honey on his arm looking to become the next Mrs. Jones.

by joecoolthefool March 14, 2016

fake-bullying

Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett

John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!

by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019

canine crush

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity

I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

put Trump in my mouth

The act of saying or doing something so controversial or offensive that you create numerous problems for yourself. President Trump is the master of this technique, so it is named in his honor. President Trump, Trump, The Donald, make America great again, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump armor, Trump bump, Trump trounce, Trump chumps, Trump army, The Winter Whitehouse, Trump speak, Trumpnado, Trump tweet

I really put Trump in my mouth when called our boss a blowhard at the convention. You sure did Tom!

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017