joecoolthefool's definitions

hip-hop homosexual

The closeted lesbian, gay and bisexual rappers that make rap and hip hop music about how they are tough and sleep with a lot of women, but secretly are gay or bisexual. Most of these artists live on the down low, but some of them romantically hug and kiss other male rappers in public. No judgment, just saying. rappers, hip hop artists, rap, hip hop, down low, LGBT, gay with a side of straight, hollywood straight

Did you just see those two guys kiss each other on the lips. What was that about?! That dude's a hip-hop homosexual.

by joecoolthefool June 23, 2016

Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.

Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015

pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park

My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.

by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016

Trump Nation

The belief that America comes first, ALWAYS! He made bold promises during the campaign and intends to keep them as president.
National policy: Cut taxes for ALL Americans, rebuild the infrastructure and BUILD THE WALL.
Foreign Policy: Build a strong military & kick the butt of any nation or terrorist group that messes with you.
Every other Issue: Whatever!

Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpestuous, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Trump bump, Trump trounce, President Donald Trump, The Orange King, The Apprentice, Make America great again, Trump, The Southern Whitehouse, 45

I know he seems out of control and disorganized, but Trump Nation has got everyone on their toes.

by joecoolthefool October 13, 2017

disinterconnected

The temporary, superficial, unfulfilling interactions people have with each other through the internet, social media, email, texting and video games. Humans are connected like never before, but there is a lack of sustained, intimate relationships. social media, internet, texting, email, video games, connection, interaction, love, friends, group, clique, intimacy, interconnected, alone, lonely

As a gamer, I connect with people every day all over the world, but I don’t really know any of them. You’re totally disinterconnected from real friendship, put down the joystick and come with me to a party.

by joecoolthefool April 15, 2019

peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016