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Titty-butt tv

The scripted and reality-tv shows that use nudity to attract viewers. The networks that produce these shows try to be as provocative as possible to maximize their ratings.
These Discovery tv shows feature way too much titty-butt tv to prove the difficulty of surviving in the jungle. reality tv, breasts, boobs, tits, butt, booty, titties, tv, cable tv, network tv, survival tv shows, adventure tv
by joecoolthefool December 16, 2014
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Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet
Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.
by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016
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Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
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Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
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Nogros

The demeaning term that some wealthy and successful African-Americans use to refer to less fortunate African-Americans who are not upwardly mobile because of poverty, poor education, incarceration and hopelessness. The term is often used by African-American celebrities who have first generation wealth and want to distance themselves from poor African-Americans in the inner city and ingratiate themselves with their wealthy white friends.
I want nothing to do with Nogros because they make all black people look bad. I made it because of all my hard work and brilliance, so why can't they follow my path. poor blacks, inner city, poverty, joblessness, hunger, African-Americans, mass incarceration, Bill Cosby
by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015
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Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin
CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.
by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018
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Trumployee

People employed by Donald Trump in his private company or in his presidential administration. The work atmosphere is hectic, chaotic and unpredictable. You may be employed one day and fired the next day. President Trump, Trump, Trumpestuous, Trump trounce, Trumper, Trumpuzzle, The Donald, employee, worker, boss, Trump administration, President Trump, Game of Trump
You have to know if you are a Trumployee in the Trump administration, you are working on borrowed time.
by joecoolthefool August 11, 2017
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