chasing the grave

Performing dangerous stunts or getting into accidents or near-accidents with or without getting hurt, but you don’t die even though you should. accidents, trauma, stunts, crash, wreck, emergency, broken bones, road rash, scorpioned, crushed, break, car crash, speed, skateboard, surgery, suture, arm cast, leg cast, neck brace, helmet
That guy just ran across the street and got clipped by a car. He was 2 inches from getting hit. He was chasing the grave.
by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017
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talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017
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Trumpestuous

1) The drama and chaos surrounding the Donald Trump Presidential campaign. All political traditions have been thrown out the window with his presidential candidacy.
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak
The chaos and drama surrounding the corporate merger resembled a Trump campaign. It was very Trumpestuous.
by joecoolthefool September 05, 2016
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dance candy

The mood-altering drugs people take at parties to unwind and chill or to lose control.
I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies
by joecoolthefool July 22, 2015
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dance candy

The mind-altering drugs that people take to enjoy parties. The drugs can rev you up to socialize or chill you out to just hang with friends.
I had a stressful week and went to my friend's party on Saturday. I had a couple of beers, took some dance candy and was chill the rest of the night. ecstasy, marijuana, qualudes, lsd, cocaine, chill, rave, party
by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015
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passive aggressive patriot

A person who walks around in public with rifles and hand guns exposed to try and show how tough they are and intimidate the people around them. active shooter, rifle, gun, mass shooting, mass casualty, homocide, hand gun, concealed weapon, terrorism, terrorist, disgruntled employee, news, CNN, Fox news, police, SWAT, shooting
Look out on aisle 10, we got a passive aggressive patriot parading around with his AR-15 on his shoulder.
by joecoolthefool March 21, 2016
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Virtual unreality

Virtual reality games superimposed onto a real environment. Smartphones or glasses are used to see the real environment while also introducing virtual creatures, games and experiences. Pokemon Go, smartphone, iphone, virtual reality, Nintendo, Occulus, tech wear
This new Pokemon game is the best virtual unreality experience of my life.
by joecoolthefool July 29, 2016
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