joecoolthefool's definitions

Wakexhausted

A mental state where you are exhausted, but unable to sleep. You either suffer from an abnormal sleep-wake cycle from too many nights staying up late and getting up early or you can't sleep due to exercising or drinking coffee before bed. exhausted, awake, tired, sleepy, asleep, worn out, insomniac, exercise

I had gone to the gym at 10pm last night and I was so jacked from lifting weights, I spent the night laying in bed trying to fall asleep. Dude, you were wakexhausted!

by joecoolthefool July 26, 2016

Tour de Trump

The multi-country marathon immigrants from South America, Central America and Mexico are making to the southern border of the United States. They are traveling to America in search of a better life, but President Trump, ICE and the military will try to block their entry into the US. President Trump, Trumpkin, Trumpnado, Trumper, Trump armor, Trump triumphant, tanTrump, Trump bump, Trumpestuous, Trumpy, Trumpism, Trump chumps, Trumployee, Trumpuzzle, Trump attitude, Game of Trump, Trump hammer, Trumpstraction, Trump feast, Tour de France, marathon, race, cross country, caravan, border crossing, illegal immigrants, border war

The Tour de Trump heading for the Mexican-American border is going to consume the lamestream media and libtards for months. Oh my gosh Jack, you are such a right-wing nut!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018

zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers

It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!

by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018

candidate abandonment

The loss of campaign staff, donor money and political support that comes from numerous primary losses. The candidate eventually must suspend his or her campaign due to lack of resources. candidate, election, campaign staff, campaign, campaigning, politics, politician, Democrat, Republican, Independent, Third Party, staffers, interns, President, Vice President, Congress, House of Representatives, Senate, State Senate, State House, Congressional districts, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, political pundits

I can't believe that after 14 months of campaigning, we have so much candidate abandonment to our opponent. Yes, he's won every state, but the next states were looking good for us.

by joecoolthefool July 18, 2016

pussy out or bitch up

A term telling someone to make a decision whether they are going to give up and quit (pussy out) or hang tough and stick it out (bitch up). It can also apply specifically to a woman trying to motivate another woman, it is not meant to be derogatory. bitch up, give up, determined, throw in the towel, never give up, fight

You are on mile 26 of the marathon, are you gonna pussy out or bitch up and make it across the finish line.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

i'm bonding

A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred

Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.

by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016