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A tweet that is so stupid, ignorant or offensive that you question the intelligence or sanity of the person who posted it.
I was scrolling through some new tweets and came upon a twiit about women needing to stay in their place. I was initially angry, but realized the twiit came from a real twit.
by joecoolthefool October 6, 2017
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I don't have the money to do a lot of traveling, so I sit at home turn on the tv and become a travel channel traveler.
by joecoolthefool September 14, 2016
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I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!
by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016
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by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018
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by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016
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I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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I have watched five members of the Trump administration resign or get fired in the last month. It really is Game of Trump, I wonder if there will be a Red Wedding?!
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