joecoolthefool's definitions

culture pirate

Someone who copies the fashion, hairstyles, music, language or unique ethnic elements from another group in order to make money. Also cultural piracy. It differs from cultural appropriation because it is done specifically to make money not just to look cool. cultural appropriation, cultural vulture, black culture, fashion, hip hop, rap music, Hollywood, thief, pirate, piracy, steal, cultural piracy

My friend Jake is a total culture pirate, he takes the latest fashion from hip hop and brags about how he came up with the idea.

by joecoolthefool June 9, 2017

fear sweat

The perspiration that develops when you are scared, nervous or overwhelmed by a situation.

My body knew before my brain that there was gonna be trouble when the police pulled me over because I felt the fear sweat on my forehead. fear, scared, nervous, anxious, feardew, frightened

by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015

Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like

Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.

by joecoolthefool August 14, 2018

tantrump

A verbal retaliation against an opponent or institution involving any personal or professional criticism or challenge. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Donald, The Apprentice, Trump tantrum, tantrum, throw a fit

Donald Trump was furious when that news reporter questioned his business skills, he threw a tantrump. She backed off fast.

by joecoolthefool October 5, 2016

Trumpinocchio

The language of President Trump where exaggeration, accusations, deflection and most importantly lies are used to address any political or personal issue with regard to the President. It drives the mainstream media nuts, but it’s effective for almost any problem in DC. Trump, the Orange King, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump army, 45, The Apprentice, You’re Fired, President Trump, Trumpnado, Trump armor, The Wall, Hillary Clinton, Ivanka Trump, Trumped up, language, lying, deception, Winning, Melania Trump, Trump bump, Trump trounce, make America great again, DC swamp, Trumpspeak

I loved how President Trump is never afraid to speak Trumpinocchio to the press whenever he gets in a bind.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018

pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016