joecoolthefool's definitions

terror fishing

Terrorists search internet sites like Twitter and Facebook for individuals who are angry and dissatisfied with their lives. They reach out and try to convince them to commit terrorist acts. terrorist, jihad, radicalism, Facebook, Twitter, internet, war on terror, FBI, ATF, police, hostage, victims, active shooter, perpetrator, suspect, shooter, bomb, explosion

Someone friended me on Facebook and started talking about how America was evil and I should disrupt the system. I think it was some lunatic terror fishing.

by joecoolthefool March 10, 2016

vertical cha-cha

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions

The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!

by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018

whip envy

When you wish you owned an expensive or modified car or suv you see on the street. whip, car, pimp my ride, suv, tricked out, modified, modified ride, DUB, Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls Royce, envy, crave, love, passion, customize, customized ride, West Coast Customs

I saw a blacked out Mercedes S Class with chrome wheels at the store. I had a major case of whip envy.

by joecoolthefool July 17, 2017

cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up

The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.

by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018

plutocratic skunkworks

The treacherous efforts of the 1% to grow their wealth and power through secretive, unethical and immoral laws created by corporate lobbyists, groups of super rich individuals and corrupt politicians. super rich, 1%, corporations, elite, multinationals, multinational corporations, lobbyist, politicians, tech companies, Wall Street, the Bilderbergs, Committee on Foreign Relations, billionaires, millionaires, plutocrat

I think the one-percent use plutocratic skunkworks to manipulate the federal government and the stock market for their own benefit.

by joecoolthefool August 13, 2016

rebuffering

The circular icon from an internet site attempting to download on your computer or smartphone repeats continuously. It is frustrating to see the swirling circle slow down, as if the download is complete, only to start all over again. Also, rebuffer, rebuffered. buffering, download, upload, connection speed, wifi, dial up, computers, smartphone, Google, Microsoft, Apple, smartphone, iphone, slow speed

I am so sick of my computer, it is five years old and simply doesn't work anymore. Every time I try to download videos, I don't just get buffering, I get mega rebuffering and that dang circular icon is on the screen forever.

by joecoolthefool September 8, 2016

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018