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A mom who hugs and comforts you when you get physically or emotionally hurt. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma momma, handy mom, mom, mother, momma, trauma, hurt, injured, accident
Thank goodness when I was young, I had a trauma mama who took care of me after all of my skateboard accidents.
by joecoolthefool September 12, 2016
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I've got a Minty to cover the taxi ride. If you want to go to dinner though, I have to go to the ATM.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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My cousin was on Facebook tearing down his qb's performance and calling him soft, they win and suddenly the qb is a genius. Don't mind him, he's a footbowl troll. troll, football fool, fair weather football fan, fan, football, college football, flip-flop, disloyal
by joecoolthefool January 1, 2015
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Trump Treason is a giant nothingburger, the establishment hates President Trump and want him to resign.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2017
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I get so depressed during the holiday gouch. Christmas is over, the family has gone and I go back to work in a few days with no parties in sight. post-holiday paranoia, December depression, Christmas craziness,New Year nervousness, holiday, Christmas, New Year, depression, anxiety
by joecoolthefool December 26, 2014
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The only way I’m going to get out of prison time is to flip a case I got coming up for armed robbery.
by joecoolthefool December 14, 2018
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by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016
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