joecoolthefool's definitions

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

gym nod

The silent communication between people working out at the gym. It usually occurs when making eye contact with someone and giving them a 'what's up' head bob without saying a word. gymnasium, gym, gym talk, working out, workout, exercise, lift weights, cardio, spinning, running, jogging, talk, speak

I see the same people at the gym every day and don't know their names. I just give them the old gym nod and keep working out.

by joecoolthefool July 6, 2017

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

autonomous erotica

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking

I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

handymom

A mother who learns how to fix stuff around the house in order to save money and/or time. MacGyver mom, supermom, megamom, handyman, mother, fix, cook, build, make, repair

I have to be a handymom, it saves me time and a ton of money which I use to pay for childcare.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

butterball booty

A round, firm, voluptuous butt in the shape of a Butterball turkey.
butterball, turkey, booty, heavy duty booty, booty squatting, butt, down South booty, black girl booty, PAWG, thick, BBW

I know that I added some pounds over the holidays, so now I got a butterball booty. Well, I gotta start hitting the gym.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

Hip hop hippies

Black hippies that you often see leading social movements. You can identify them by the afros, braids, dreadlocks and baggy tie-dyed clothing they wear as a nod to the late sixties racial equality protests.

They push an agenda of black empowerment by marching, protesting and demanding social change when their focus should be on economic change. black, hippies, black hippies, social change, racial equality, racism, revolution, movement, BLM, black lives matter, black power, urban hippie, hippie chic, urban hippie chic, hipster, hiphop hippie, hip hop hippie

There have been a ton of protests for justice ever since that kid was shot in the back. It's tragic John, but I'm tired of the hip hop hippies creating so much drama. Brian, you have no sympathy?!

by joecoolthefool June 27, 2016