joecoolthefool's definitions

Hulk poop

The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping who’s constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump

Ever since I started taking that new medication, I’ve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.

by joecoolthefool November 27, 2018

Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint

Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.

by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Uberbrawl

The physical altercation instigated by an Uber passenger against the driver. The passenger may be drunk, on drugs or upset about the cost of the ride. Uberbeating, Uber, Uber driver, Uber passenger, Uber fight, Uberflirting

Some fool got into my car and wanted to Uberbrawl. I was having none of that and kicked him out.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

botshame

The effort to diminish the credibility of a person’s social media comments by accusing them of being a ‘bot’. A ‘bot’ is someone who tries to manipulate social media discussions to influence how people think or the decisions they make on important issues. Verb-to botshame, botshaming bot, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Russia, Russian agents, Putin, Vladamir Putin, Putin bots, Putinbots, President Trump, Trumper, botshame, botshamed, botshaming, shame, attack

Every time I go on Twitter, I can’t express my opinion without botshame for being a Progressive.

by joecoolthefool February 20, 2019

Bling-bling house

The Trump Tower in New York City where President Donald Trump will spend much of his time in office. The White House is nice, but it doesn't compare to the bling-bling of marble floors, crystal chandeliers and gold everything in Trump Tower. Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, make America great again, President Trump, U.S. President

I know the White House has a lot of history, but wouldn't you rather be Commander in Chief in the Bling-bling House. What's that? Trump Tower, baby!

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2016