joecoolthefool's definitions

luxurist

A person who loves all things luxury-designer clothes, luxury cars and an expensive lifestyle. Most people want this life, but can't afford it, so all they can do is dream. luxury, expensive, designer, bespoke, elite, 1%, Wall Street, rich, super rich

I like to consider myself a luxurist, a person who demands only the best.

by joecoolthefool August 6, 2016

Wakexhausted

A mental state where you are exhausted, but unable to sleep. You either suffer from an abnormal sleep-wake cycle from too many nights staying up late and getting up early or you can't sleep due to exercising or drinking coffee before bed. exhausted, awake, tired, sleepy, asleep, worn out, insomniac, exercise

I had gone to the gym at 10pm last night and I was so jacked from lifting weights, I spent the night laying in bed trying to fall asleep. Dude, you were wakexhausted!

by joecoolthefool July 26, 2016

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

gym nod

The silent communication between people working out at the gym. It usually occurs when making eye contact with someone and giving them a 'what's up' head bob without saying a word. gymnasium, gym, gym talk, working out, workout, exercise, lift weights, cardio, spinning, running, jogging, talk, speak

I see the same people at the gym every day and don't know their names. I just give them the old gym nod and keep working out.

by joecoolthefool July 6, 2017

political chameleon

Politicians who change their political beliefs based upon the people and corporations that give them campaign contributions or based on issues they need to support to get re-elected. politicians, Congress, Congressman, Senator, President of the United States, state government, the Establishment, the media

I hate Senator Burns, he is such a political chameleon. He supported the money for veterans a week ago and now he voted against it because an anti-government superpac wants to cut spending for tax cuts. Oh, and the superpac donated $30,000 to his re-election campaign.

by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016

handymom

A mother who learns how to fix stuff around the house in order to save money and/or time. MacGyver mom, supermom, megamom, handyman, mother, fix, cook, build, make, repair

I have to be a handymom, it saves me time and a ton of money which I use to pay for childcare.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

Hip hop hippies

Black hippies that you often see leading social movements. You can identify them by the afros, braids, dreadlocks and baggy tie-dyed clothing they wear as a nod to the late sixties racial equality protests.

They push an agenda of black empowerment by marching, protesting and demanding social change when their focus should be on economic change. black, hippies, black hippies, social change, racial equality, racism, revolution, movement, BLM, black lives matter, black power, urban hippie, hippie chic, urban hippie chic, hipster, hiphop hippie, hip hop hippie

There have been a ton of protests for justice ever since that kid was shot in the back. It's tragic John, but I'm tired of the hip hop hippies creating so much drama. Brian, you have no sympathy?!

by joecoolthefool June 27, 2016