joecoolthefool's definitions
A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
Get the Michael Phelps facemug. The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing
I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2020
Get the Coronavirus fevermug. A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015
Get the Collate the coochiemug. The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger
My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.
by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016
Get the swipeitismug. The closeted lesbian, gay and bisexual rappers that make rap and hip hop music about how they are tough and sleep with a lot of women, but secretly are gay or bisexual. Most of these artists live on the down low, but some of them romantically hug and kiss other male rappers in public. No judgment, just saying. rappers, hip hop artists, rap, hip hop, down low, LGBT, gay with a side of straight, hollywood straight
Did you just see those two guys kiss each other on the lips. What was that about?! That dude's a hip-hop homosexual.
by joecoolthefool June 23, 2016
Get the hip-hop homosexualmug. The perpetual target black men have on them their entire life. They are forced to survive in poor communities, harassed by law enforcement, are incarcerated at high rates, suffer job discrimination, receive poor medical care and have shorter life spans. black man, African-American, black male, brothers, inner city, ghetto, prison, discrimination, racism, black on black crime, law enforcement, cops, slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, mass incarceration, preschool to prison pipeline, the Black Codes, Dred Scott, the Deep South
Every evening when I come home from work, a police car is always in my rearview mirror. I've never been to jail, don't have a record and my tags are up to date. What gives man?! Joe, you aint trippin, you got the black guy bullseye on you.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
Get the black guy bullseyemug. The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail
by joecoolthefool June 8, 2016
Get the prison portholemug.