joecoolthefool's definitions

booger bandana

A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag

I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2016

Trump stump

Noun: A political speech supporting Donald Trump.
Verb: Trump stumping-To travel around the country and give political speeches supporting Donald Trump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trump speak, Trumped up, I'm going to do so much winning, Trump army, Trump rally, politics, political rally

I drove to Columbus, Ohio where Governor Pence gave a great Trump stump. I've gotten into politics so much, I'm going to support the The Donald by traveling around the country to do some Trump stumping.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

Athletic appropriation

The act of copying someone's technique or moves in sports to enhance your own performance. athletic skill, athlete, basketball, football, baseball, hockey, NCAA, NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, college sports, professional sports, star athlete, cultural appropriation

I saw you pull that triple crossover, you faked that guy out of his shoes. I got that from you after I saw your last game. Hey that's athletic appropriation, but that's okay-I got mad skills.

by joecoolthefool September 8, 2016

Bang-bang moment

A moment that causes you to react instinctively. It's not about guns or shooting, it's about reacting to a situation with a quick response. A term often used to describe quick movements in sports. fight or flight, instinct, react, reaction time, quick response

When my neighbor across the street yelled watchout, I immediately fell to the ground and covered my head. A tree limb had fallen in his yard, but I thought it was a drive-by. It was a bang-bang moment for me, I'm paranoid as heck.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

hurt hug

The hug that a person gives to someone when they hurt themselves in an accident.

I had to run up and give my baby a hurt hug when he fell off the slide at the playground. trauma hug, hurt, injury, fracture, crash

by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015

Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink

I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

neverwrongs

People who in a discussion or an argument can never be wrong or mistaken even when the evidence proves the contrary. Also called know-it-alls. never wrongs, alwaysright, always right, knowitalls, bossy, expert, know-it-alls, narcissistic

There is nothing worse than being lectured by neverwrongs, especially when you have evidence that proves you’re right.

by joecoolthefool November 12, 2018