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The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster
Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.
by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017
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by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015
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Some weirdo picked up my friend down at the mall and was Uberflirting with her for the next 20 miles, it must have been awful.
by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016
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I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.
by joecoolthefool April 19, 2016
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There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.
by joecoolthefool October 4, 2016
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Every time I drive to the Hamptons, I see another 30 million dollar home under construction. There must be a lot of people making sick money to pull that off.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
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Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016
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