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A statement a girl makes to toughen up another girl when she is acting soft or weak in a given situation.
Jill, I'm hot and tired and I can't go any further. Don't give me that, we got a lot to do and I need your help, you gotta bitch-up and keep going. girl up, woman up, cowgirl up, woman, be strong girl, you go girl, strong, goddess, warrior woman, durable, toughen up, rugged
by joecoolthefool January 30, 2015
Get the bitch-up mug.The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015
Get the fat standing mug.An awkward way of consuming a beverage, as if you don’t know if the drink will be too hot, too cold or taste bad. See also a Marco Rubio gulp. President Trump, Trumpestuous, Trumpnado, Trump feast, Trump chump, The Apprentice, make America great again, The Orange King, Trump bump, Trumpspeak, Republican, Marco Rubio, water, beverage, drink, sip, taste, bottled water
I was so nervous during the presentation, I was drinking water somewhere between a Marco Rubio gulp and a Trump sip.
by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017
Get the Trump sip mug.A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.
by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018
Get the Tongue-blasting mug.A time period in which a woman refuses to date or have a relationship with a man because she is fed up with them. It usually follows a bad breakup.
Jill told me she is on a three month mancleanse after her breakup with Ted. mistercleanse, done with men, sick of men, men drive me crazy, lesbian not by choice
by joecoolthefool March 28, 2015
Get the Mancleanse mug.A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging
I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.
by joecoolthefool July 16, 2017
Get the weight lazy mug.A laid-back, out-of-touch, middle-age hippy/surfer type who is chronically stoned. No matter what life throws at him/her, he/she seems to just roll with the punches of life. The Big Lebowski, Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, John Turturro, nihilist, The Dude
I know the guy seems really conservative and button-down, but did you smell his jacket, he definitely gives off a Lebowski vibe.
by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016
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