384 definitions by joecoolthefool

Mag stacking

Binding or taping gun magazines together on a semiautomatic or automatic weapon to make it easier to reload a fresh magazine when shooting.

We are going out on a dangerous mission and we may run into a lot of enemy soldiers, so mag stacking is a must. gun, bullets, weapon, gun magazine, soldier, rifle, semiautomatic, automatic, machine gun, m4, m16, ak47

by joecoolthefool February 15, 2015

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

Jamesbonding

A person who tries to change his look and act like James Bond to make himself feel confident and cool. The person wears nice shirts and ties, upgrades his watch and tries to add new wheels or stripes to his non-luxury car to make it cool looking. James Bond, 007, bonding, secret agent, secret agent man, luxury, high-end

I have been fat all of my life and now that I've lost weight, it is time for me to do some jamesbonding. I'm buying some fly clothes and a new watch and getting my car detailed.

by joecoolthefool November 11, 2015

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

i'm going to do so much winning

The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO

I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2016

propoganda pushers

The media outlets run by the Establishment that destroy any political candidate who does not support the agenda of corporations and the superrich. corporate media, the liberal media, the 1%, corporations, superrich, the Establishment, journalists, reporters, network news, cable news, biased media

I am so tired of these propoganda pushers trashing my favorite candidate every day. The news is so biased.

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2016

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016