joecoolthefool's definitions

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016

Coronavirus fever

The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing

I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2020

Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming

I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

a big answer

When some makes ‘a big ask’ of you and you deliver in a major way. a big ask, big ask, big answer, deliver, get r done, get it done, taking care of business, handle your business, doing work, helping

When I asked you to take care of my kids for a year while I went to rehab was a big ask. You took care of them and started a college fund for them. You delivered a big answer. Thanks!

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2019

she-shedding

Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.

I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend

I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.

by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016