joe bob's definitions

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

slam dancing

Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).

Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!

by Joe Bob February 19, 2005

Lube Love

anal love making... gotta have that lube.

We used a whole tube o' lube last night while making some sweet lube love.

by Joe Bob October 28, 2003

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

dirty face

One who has participated in oral sex or films of pornographic nature.

The opposite of clean face.

1. 'Dude! She did the entire football team! She's got a really dirty face!'

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

thwapt

What happens when you eat way too many bean burritos the night before

He felt it coming on, then "thwapt" and he had to change his underwear.

by Joe Bob October 21, 2003

Goded

Goded is A.P.S.B.C.
Goded owns all.

To be in goded you must believe in APSBC.

by Joe Bob February 28, 2005