joe bob's definitions

zzub

zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer

im getting a zzub from this dip.

by joe bob February 16, 2005

slam dancing

Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).

Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!

by Joe Bob February 19, 2005

powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

by joe bob May 13, 2005

Goded

Goded is A.P.S.B.C.
Goded owns all.

To be in goded you must believe in APSBC.

by Joe Bob February 28, 2005

Mae

A band with 5 members, emoish and kick ass.

I saw Mae today, in Boston, in the middle of the street, playing Tisbury Lane.

by Joe Bob March 5, 2005

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

dirty face

One who has participated in oral sex or films of pornographic nature.

The opposite of clean face.

1. 'Dude! She did the entire football team! She's got a really dirty face!'

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004