joe bob's definitions

kazaa

gives you more viruses than a dirty old diseases ridden prostitute from the back street's of thailand

hey joe wanna get a virus !

sure bob should we fuck a old prostitute
or download kazaa ?

both !

by joe bob February 13, 2005

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

by joe bob May 13, 2005

zzub

zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer

im getting a zzub from this dip.

by joe bob February 16, 2005

Bryson

A complete moron and a brony

“Yo look at that Bryson over there”

by Joe bob June 8, 2018

Goded

Goded is A.P.S.B.C.
Goded owns all.

To be in goded you must believe in APSBC.

by Joe Bob February 28, 2005