21 definitions by joe bob

paintball

The worlds fastest growing sport, basaiclly a ball the size of marble filled with paint is shot out of a barrel at 290-300 fps, it hurts when you get hit but its barreable. Most people that dislike this sport are FUCKING CUNTS that have no balls and can take no pain, they say that this is a excuse and a joke compared to the militay when more than likely they are just hippies that eat no meat (except the cock) and burn flags.

I googed that idiot accross the field as he ran!

by joe bob March 30, 2005

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by joe bob April 27, 2004

Bryson

A complete moron and a brony

“Yo look at that Bryson over there”

by joe bob May 23, 2018

Woosha

A phrase used durring a time of excessive joy.

My friend Jason shouted out ,"Woosha when he rolled a Yahtzee."

by joe bob December 15, 2003

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by joe bob March 17, 2005

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by joe bob April 28, 2002

Lube Love

anal love making... gotta have that lube.

We used a whole tube o' lube last night while making some sweet lube love.

by joe bob October 29, 2003