913 definitions by joe

Chalky

A person who thinks they are black, but are actually white. I.e. White chalk on a black chalk board.

"He's a chalky", "Look at that chalky."

by joe December 11, 2003

Democrat

One who likes to feel your pain, (as opposed to Republican: one who likes to cause your pain.)

The typical Democrat is somewhat of a masochist, but all Republicans are Sadists and many are currently exibiting highly overblown levels of nationalism which can be reasonably compared with the behavior seen in the early years in Nazi Germany.

by joe September 3, 2003

V.I.P.

Smoke pot.
or
Special place designated to smoke pot.

Let's go VIP.
or
Come on up to the VIP

by joe September 3, 2003

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by joe December 12, 2003

wastern

Western Michigan University. Well, the druken part of it.

I go to wastern, where do you go?

by joe February 17, 2005

Waterburger

See Whataburger.

The Brown communities term for Whataburger.

Shi, man. I'm Starvin.' Let's get some Waterburger.

by joe May 31, 2004

London Calling

The greatest album of the 80's, by The Clash. Contains songs like London Calling, Clampdwn, Hatefull, Rudie Can't Fail, and other fucking amazing songs. Buy It NOW!!!

Person 1: Hey, I just got London Calling on CD.
Person 2: (beats person 1 up and steals London Calling)

by joe March 5, 2005