913 definitions by joe

beer

Drink enough beer then you look at homeless people and say that's going to be me tonight.hi me.

michael's uncle.

by joe April 16, 2003

half life 2

a badass game for PC that has the best physics engine ever. i do wish that all of you jackasses would quit compairing it to halo 2. those two games are in completely seperate realms of each other. PC's and consoles are totally different. both games are great in their own right, but trying to compare the two is like saying that a certain book is better than a completely different movie. thats fucking retarded.

you can get it at walmart or anyplace that sells video games

by joe January 29, 2005

paris hilton

ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch

man i aint touchin that

by joe February 1, 2004

grimper

n. Poop. Usu. used with the phrase "pop a grimper"

After those seven layer burritos, I had to pop a serious grimper.

by joe May 8, 2005

spoon dexter

A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking

'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'

by joe July 2, 2004

croovy

crutex + groovy = croovy

anything that is like crutex or that crutex likes is all croovy.

by joe September 27, 2004

The whip

Predominantly used in the early 1980's, The Whip is anything that is fresh, far out, rockin, neat, cool, funky, awesome, great, etc. Can be used for many different things.
However, if something isn't cool, it's "like the whip" because nothing can be like the whip, either it is or it isn't.

Man, your new car is the whip!
Did you see her? She was the whip!
That pizza I just ate was the whip!

by joe April 30, 2004