21 definitions by joe bob

kazaa

gives you more viruses than a dirty old diseases ridden prostitute from the back street's of thailand

hey joe wanna get a virus !

sure bob should we fuck a old prostitute
or download kazaa ?

both !

by joe bob February 13, 2005

Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).

Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!

by joe bob February 20, 2005

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Googlifex

Act of putting someone into Google Search engine

I googlifex your mom.

by joe bob September 15, 2003

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dirty face

One who has participated in oral sex or films of pornographic nature.

The opposite of clean face.

1. 'Dude! She did the entire football team! She's got a really dirty face!'

by joe bob April 27, 2004

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powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

by joe bob February 27, 2005

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