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Tea Potty Ideology

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!
The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.
by jmspaesq October 31, 2010
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Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
by jmspaesq January 15, 2011
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Trumphole

The ignorant bloviating carnival barker running for President is called the Trumphole and out of his Trumphole he spews racist misogynistic ignorant nonsense to the adoring Trumphole followers the Trumplydytes

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The Trumphole tweeted more insulting nonsense yesterday

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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016
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Eflate

To eflate is to exaggerate on the internet.
My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.
by jmspaesq October 27, 2010
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Droiddict

noun) - Description of a person addicted to modifying, hacking, downloading apps for and otherwise generally obsessing about their Google Android device. You can spot a droiddict because they will be playing with their phone, and speaking of the latest ROM or build they have just flashed to the device. You will see them staying up most of the night to check Android Developer forums for things to flash and they will most likely be carrying a usb sync cable for "on the go downloads". The droiddict will be downloading apps constantly and telling all their friends about them.
Frank never puts down that T-Mobile G2, he is a droiddict for sure!

Frank is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Smartphone Device
by jmspaesq November 8, 2010
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Rush Lamebaugh

Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions!
Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat idiot!
by jmspaesq November 7, 2010
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Esquared

To be Esquared is to pass the bar exam and be admitted to the bar in two States!
My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam results from both Pennsylvania and New Jersey and passed both exams thus she is Esquared!
by jmspaesq November 13, 2010
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