jmspaesq's definitions

Esquared

To be Esquared is to pass the bar exam and be admitted to the bar in two States!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam results from both Pennsylvania and New Jersey and passed both exams thus she is Esquared!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Esquired

To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Baconican

A Baconican is a Republican who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Republican came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconican!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Baconpendent

A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Eflate

To eflate is to exaggerate on the internet.

My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.

by jmspaesq October 27, 2010

Feckless leader

A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.

Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

Perversivitity

Perversivitity is the state of pervasive perversion or pervasive pornography.

There is an unbelievable amount of Perversivitity on the internet

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010