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A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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When his jealous wife was away my friend made an embarrassing faceFreudianbook slip when he posted on her facebook wall "Honey I wish you were her" when he ostenisbly meant to say "I wish you were here" OOOPS!
by jmspaesq October 25, 2010
Get the faceFreudianbook Slip mug.1. A Repugnicant is a Republican automoton, one who automatically repeats talking points from various Republican demoagogues
2. A Repugnicant is a member of the political party that calls itself the Republican party
3. A Repugnicant is a shameless shill for ultra wealthy corporate interests who consistently works against the interests of the American people
4. A Repugnicant is a member of the Tea Bagger Party who holds the most extreme and often bizzare views
5. A Repugnicant is an arrogant self righteous politician intent on imposing their own morality on America
2. A Repugnicant is a member of the political party that calls itself the Republican party
3. A Repugnicant is a shameless shill for ultra wealthy corporate interests who consistently works against the interests of the American people
4. A Repugnicant is a member of the Tea Bagger Party who holds the most extreme and often bizzare views
5. A Repugnicant is an arrogant self righteous politician intent on imposing their own morality on America
Today I received a phone call from a Repugnicant who spouted hate and nonsense telling me to vote in the coming election and then learned that I didn't agree with them and started shouting and calling me names and then threatened me.
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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Get the Introplative mug.Unlike a compromise which involves a give and take between opposing viewpoints, and mutual concessions, a republimise means to agree with whatever the Repugnicant overlords say given their attitude of arrogance and self righteousness and certainty that they are always right. Whether their 'mandate' consists of a one vote victory in the US Supreme Court as in the 2000 Presidential election, or taking back one house in the Congress as in the 2010 election despite polling showing the popularity of the party overall at 25% in approval ratings, they never waver from their certitude that they are always right and belong in power.
A Republicompromise was offered by the new house majority leader which consisted of 'our way or the highway' rather than any concession to the other party. The tea baggers declared themselves the new poltical center despite the fact that they are a bunch of extremist whack jobs who HATE AMERICA and agreed to Republimise meaning everyone else had to agree with them.
by jmspaesq November 5, 2010
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by jmspaesq November 13, 2010
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