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1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!
2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!
1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!
2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!
by jmspaesq November 10, 2010
Get the Bacon Party mug.A Baconpendent is an Independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was an Independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the Bacon Party and so became a Baconpendent!
by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
Get the Baconpendent mug.A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!
by jmspaesq November 12, 2010
Get the Baconator mug.Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions!
by jmspaesq November 7, 2010
Get the Rush Lamebaugh mug.Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
by jmspaesq January 15, 2011
Get the Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) mug.The ignorant bloviating carnival barker running for President is called the Trumphole and out of his Trumphole he spews racist misogynistic ignorant nonsense to the adoring Trumphole followers the Trumplydytes
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The Trumphole tweeted more insulting nonsense yesterday
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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016
Get the Trumphole mug.Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!
The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.
by jmspaesq October 31, 2010
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