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To eflate is to exaggerate on the internet.
My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.
by jmspaesq October 27, 2010
Get the Eflatemug. Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!
The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.
by jmspaesq October 31, 2010
Get the Tea Potty Ideologymug. Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
by jmspaesq January 15, 2011
Get the Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)mug. The ignorant bloviating carnival barker running for President is called the Trumphole and out of his Trumphole he spews racist misogynistic ignorant nonsense to the adoring Trumphole followers the Trumplydytes
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The Trumphole tweeted more insulting nonsense yesterday
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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016
Get the Trumpholemug. Unlike a compromise which involves a give and take between opposing viewpoints, and mutual concessions, a republimise means to agree with whatever the Repugnicant overlords say given their attitude of arrogance and self righteousness and certainty that they are always right. Whether their 'mandate' consists of a one vote victory in the US Supreme Court as in the 2000 Presidential election, or taking back one house in the Congress as in the 2010 election despite polling showing the popularity of the party overall at 25% in approval ratings, they never waver from their certitude that they are always right and belong in power.
A Republicompromise was offered by the new house majority leader which consisted of 'our way or the highway' rather than any concession to the other party. The tea baggers declared themselves the new poltical center despite the fact that they are a bunch of extremist whack jobs who HATE AMERICA and agreed to Republimise meaning everyone else had to agree with them.
by jmspaesq November 5, 2010
Get the Republimisemug. by jmspaesq November 9, 2010
Get the Introplativemug. My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!
by jmspaesq November 13, 2010
Get the Esquiredmug.