jmspaesq's definitions

Mama Grisly

A Mama Grisly is a frighteningly ignorant Repugnicant or tea bagger political candidate. Proud of their ignorance and superficially attractive to some until they open their mouths and proudly spout ignorance and hatred in a self assured self confident self rigtheous spew. They are feckless leaders lacking in the qualifications, experience, temperment, substantive knowledge or inclination to obtain it to actually hold elective office.

Mama grisly candidates such as Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell continue their attempts to bring America into a state of total idiocracy unabashed by losses at the polls.

by jmspaesq November 5, 2010

Perversive

Perversive is pervasive perversion or pervasive pornography.

There is an unbelievable amount of perversive content on the internet

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Trumphole

The ignorant bloviating carnival barker running for President is called the Trumphole and out of his Trumphole he spews racist misogynistic ignorant nonsense to the adoring Trumphole followers the Trumplydytes

trumpagogue trumpertantrumtrumpholetrumpagoguerytrumplydytedonholetrumpageddon

The Trumphole tweeted more insulting nonsense yesterday

trumpagogue trumpertantrumtrumpholetrumpagoguerytrumplydytedonholetrumpageddon

by jmspaesq January 3, 2016

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

Tea Potty Ideology

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!

The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.

by jmspaesq October 31, 2010

Eflate

To eflate is to exaggerate on the internet.

My buddy who is short, fat, dumb, unemployed and got his G.E.D only by cheating and has a very small penis, eflated in his online dating ad that he was a tall, handsome, Harvard educated multi-millionaire with a huge penis.

by jmspaesq October 27, 2010

Rush Lamebaugh

Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions!

Rush Lamebaugh is a big fat idiot!

by jmspaesq November 7, 2010