1 definition by jkiller
v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)
1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.
(sh'litz)
1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.
Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.
Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.
Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.
Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.
Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.
by jkiller October 24, 2008