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mawdo

A snob, particularly of the small-minded, anti-social, boring, inbred variety.

Derived from the obscure, featureless, tiny, isolated, inbred, punishingly boring, rural, snob commuter enclave called Mawdesley.
Chris has become a right mawdo after getting that promotion.

That featureless, depressing, dormitory village/enclave is a bit mawdo for my liking.

We had a look in that new bar but it was full of mawdo's, so we went somewhere else.
by jjpwfelli December 18, 2015
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mawdesley tractor

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.
Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.
by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015
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inbred

The offspring of two genetically related parents. Common in obscure, tiny and inaccessible communities like Mawdesley, a lifeless snobby dormitory enclave in Lancashire.

In Mawdesley everyone is related and has the same surname as the village, i.e. Mawdesley therefore many people are inbred. See also Mawdo and Mawdesley Tractor.
I just visited the pub in Mawdesley. I didn't feel comfortable, the locals looked strange. I think they were inbred.
by jjpwfelli April 13, 2016
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Maw Dicker

A person of low intellect, suffering from many cognitive impairments due to a family history of inbreeding and isolation from society for thousands of years.

Often associated with Red Necks in the southern states of the USA, the word Maw Dicker is actually though to originate from the tiny, obscure, isolated and inbred retirement shithole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, where everyone has been chronically inbred and removed from society since the middle ages.

General opinion believe it was a 19th century anthropologist called Gerald Ronce who first discovered, and coined the term Maw Dickers during an expedition to the featureless, desolate and extremely isolated bog land of Mawdesley, Lancashire. Ronce describes Maw Dickers as "hideously inbred, human beasts", who live in a state of mental degradation and social isolation on the featureless and desolate drained bog land of Mawdesley.

Today, Mawdesley is seen as a containment area for Maw Dickers. It is no accident that no public transport serves this isolated, lifeless enclave, and the obscure back roads and footpaths leading to this non-place are deliberately left to deteriorate by the council until they are impassable.

The threat of Maw Dickers contaminating the gene pool is seen as a potent threat to the health of society and national interests.
"I told you. You took the wrong turn. We're in the complete arse end of nowhere. It's not even on the map. Oh God! Look! That group of Maw Dickers are looking at us funny. Lets get out of this place before we are gang bummed."
by jjpwfelli August 9, 2016
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mawdoner

Persons originating from the tiny, isolated, obscure, punishingly boring, joyless, inbred, non-community of Mawdesley in the arse end of Lancashire.

A general term for a retarded inbred snob.
We had a look inside but it was obvious that the pub was full of mawdoners. We drove back in to town and found another pub.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
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