jj's definitions

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

befan

African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) for "doing just fine."

Man: "How yo' mama, boy?"
Boy: "She befan..."

by JJ February 18, 2005

Rock Tumbler

When two or more people get into a garbage bag, close it, and have sex while tumbling down flights of stairs.

Very common in Eastern Asia.

Soon-Kwok Woo and Aika Sekihotai set the world record for "Rock Tumbling" down 65 flights of stairs without stoping. All that was left of them inside the bag was a gooey, oriental mush.

by JJ January 19, 2004

chotch

People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.

That guy must think hes a chotch

by JJ November 13, 2003

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 1, 2003

balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003