2 definitions by jizzinmyplants
Highly attractive young women who are barely old enough to 1) date an adult legally OR 2) drink alcohol. In either case, barelies are not normally suitable for long-term relationships or intelligent conversation.
by jizzinmyplants June 30, 2009
When a guy fully agrees to a friend's invitation or plan, and then blows it off for weed or vagina instead. Usually includes a far-fetched followup excuse.
Trev: "You coming to my birthday party or what, Hoss?"
Nate: "Fo sho, dawg. I don't see any reason why not."
Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"
Nate: "Fo sho, dawg. I don't see any reason why not."
Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"
by jizzinmyplants December 22, 2010