covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.
Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
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hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
by jimmybomm December 15, 2020
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whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 05, 2021
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gut swallow

To swallow something and it goes straight to the stomach(gut).
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
by jimmybomm January 12, 2021
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jack kinoff

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?
guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
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knuckle knuck

A person that does the wrong thing all the time and never learns from their mistakes. They love to blame others and never take responsibility for their actions.
Can you believe that knuckle knuck larry is drinking and driving his motorcycle again even after his 2nd DUI. He's always gotta learn the hard way.
by jimmybomm May 04, 2020
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stagger foot

The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk.
Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.
by jimmybomm July 15, 2021
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