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death jab

The covid 19 shot that American's are being forced to get or loose their job.
There's a reason why a lot of EMS. POLICE , NURSES and FIRE FIGHTERS (front line workers) don't want the death jab. Maybe it raises a lot of concern because their seeing adverse reactions as well as people in their 40's and 50's dying after they get the shot. Most already have natural immunity because they have had covid.
by jimmybomm November 14, 2021
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bucket of rusty nails

This term refers to the smell of blood. The smell of blood resembles the smell of a bucket of rusty nails.
When I went down on my wife the other night the room was dark and I could smell a bucket of rusty nails. Then I realized she just started her period causing me to get my red wings.
by jimmybomm May 24, 2022
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shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
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wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 11, 2021
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loafeoso

Look at mike walking around with his pants sagging. He looks like he has a loafeoso in his pants.
by jimmybomm April 19, 2020
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skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.
The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
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helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.
Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.
by jimmybomm October 8, 2020
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