Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
by jimmybomm December 15, 2020
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 05, 2021
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
by jimmybomm January 12, 2021
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
A person that does the wrong thing all the time and never learns from their mistakes. They love to blame others and never take responsibility for their actions.
Can you believe that knuckle knuck larry is drinking and driving his motorcycle again even after his 2nd DUI. He's always gotta learn the hard way.
by jimmybomm May 04, 2020
Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself.
by jimmybomm July 15, 2021