jimmybomm's definitions

chronic yeller

This is someone who is unhappy in their mind so they yell and complain about everything. They wants others to be unhappy because it makes them feel better in their negative world.

I got home from work and now I have to listen to a chronic yeller. I wish I never got home.

by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

spill meister

The person that walks around a party spilling their drink everywhere. The person usually doesn't realize they are doing it because of intoxication.

guy 1: Man did you see jonas the spill meister over there. guy 2: I sure did. Now who's gonna clean that mess up. guy 1: Not me i didn't see anything.

by jimmybomm April 4, 2020

I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by jimmybomm July 7, 2020

now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.

Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.

by jimmybomm November 2, 2020

covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.

Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

where are you?

If this is said numerous times in a day its because a persons partner doesn't trust where they are. They usually think their partner is cheating when in reality their partner is working their ass off to make money to have a comfortable life.

guy 1: Man can you believe my wife keeps calling me wanting to know where I'm at while I'm working? guy 2: What's up with that? guy 1: She has trust issues. I could care less about cheating. Seriously why would anyone want 2 women asking them " where are you?"

by jimmybomm June 1, 2020

bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.

When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021