jimmybomm's definitions

Biden jab

The mandating of the covid 19 vaccination by the now president of the United States Joe Biden. He said he's lost patients with the American people.

Can you believe that people in the United States are loosing their jobs because they don't want the Biden jab. It doesn't matter to him that people have natural immunity, religious beliefs or a illness that their doctors tell them not to get the shot. History will show the blunders of Joe Biden and how he destroyed the U.S.A.

by jimmybomm November 14, 2021

fight picker

These people are miserable in their own mind so they project their negativeness on others by arguing and complaining about everything. They try to bring people with positive attitudes into their dark world of anxiety and worry. Anger is the primary cause which is the root of all evil. They won't be happy until their anger and mean things they say spills onto others causing others to be unhappy just like they are.

Just so you know fight picker you cannot break me. Because you cant see my wings, know that they are there and you have not damaged them.

by jimmybomm February 25, 2021

ass fucken hole

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.

That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

peel a loaf

It means to take a shit.

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

jack kinoff

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?

guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.

by jimmybomm May 31, 2020

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

peter jiz

This is the white /yellowish discharge that sits at the end of a male dogs penis when its not erect.

guy 1: Man the other day when I picked up the dog his red crayon came out and it touched my arm leaving peter jiz on my arm. guy 2: Dude that's nasty.

by jimmybomm April 8, 2021