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When your underwear goes into your ass crack and you have a hard time pulling it out. It gets stuck in there because of poor wiping.
guy 1: My underwear is stuck because I have a sticky ass. guy 2: Man you need to start using wet wipes.
by jimmybomm June 9, 2020
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guy 1: Man I worked my girlfriend over with the konga kongie last night. guy 2: Did she like it? guy 1: She sure did.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
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guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
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by jimmybomm June 12, 2020
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by jimmybomm June 13, 2020
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by jimmybomm June 13, 2020
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