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mudsturbating

The act of masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
When Joe was mudsturbating he shot his load and dropped a load at the same time.
by jimmybomm May 24, 2022
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drunken jiberish

Sloppy drunk talk that only makes sense to a drunk person but not to a sober person.
The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.
by jimmybomm July 14, 2022
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jack kinoff

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?
guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
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peel a loaf

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
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crazy looter

This refers to people who think its ok to take something that doesn't belong to them. They run around in a store stealing like a crazy person. They will use any excuse to take from others and when they are finished they burn the place to the ground.
Seriously stop being a crazy looter. The people your stealing from didn't do anything to you.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
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tom thumb jr

This was a dildo that was sold in the 1980's. They had it for sale in the back of porn magazine's. It appeared to be life like with the exception of its size. It was about 12 inches long with a set of balls attached.
guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
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stopped up

To not be able to take a shit.
Man i'm all stopped up. I haven't been able to take a shit in 4 days. When it breaks free it isn't gonna be pretty so stand clear.
by jimmybomm April 27, 2020
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