jimmybomm's definitions

I'm all done

Children new to going poop on the toilet usually say this. Its usually followed up by "come and wipe me" until their taught how to wipe themselves.

little joey: I'm all done, come and wipe me. mom: Okay I'm coming.

by jimmybomm June 27, 2020

covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?

Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".

by jimmybomm September 23, 2021

shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

death jab

The covid 19 shot that American's are being forced to get or loose their job.

There's a reason why a lot of EMS. POLICE , NURSES and FIRE FIGHTERS (front line workers) don't want the death jab. Maybe it raises a lot of concern because their seeing adverse reactions as well as people in their 40's and 50's dying after they get the shot. Most already have natural immunity because they have had covid.

by jimmybomm November 14, 2021

bucket of rusty nails

This term refers to the smell of blood. The smell of blood resembles the smell of a bucket of rusty nails.

When I went down on my wife the other night the room was dark and I could smell a bucket of rusty nails. Then I realized she just started her period causing me to get my red wings.

by jimmybomm May 24, 2022

droopy sack

When a guys ball sack hangs down to his knees. If he's not careful its possible to sit on them.

I have been sitting on my droopy sack so many years it doesn't even hurt anymore.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

tipsy mcstagger

This is the person at the party that is so drunk they can't stand up for long without falling over.

Guy 1: Check out tipsy mcstagger over there acting the fool. Guy 2: I see him. Hope he doesn't come over here. Guy 1: Me too. I think he went to Swigmore U.

by jimmybomm May 6, 2021