chops

Technical ability on guitar.

Yngwie Malmsteen has chops I'll admit, too bad his style is so fucking gay.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

aol

abbr. America On Ludes

Fucking aol, I feel like I'm walking in fucking molasses and my head is caught in a vice. I can't do shit. I'm a putz for even considering this. Why did God handicap me this horrible way.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

shazalen

exc. meaningless exclamatory phrase similar to holy crap or oh damn

Shazalen that chick's got some big'uns!

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

time

n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.

1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

barron realms elite

n. old school door game played on bbses

Did you ever play bre?
No, I'm not a little bitch.

by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004