2 definitions by jiminyturtle
A Glorious Defecation. An enjoyable bowel movement which incorporates, at a minimum, the following characteristics: a relaxed moment, free of time pressures or interruptions; comfortable accommodations; smooth passing; an easy wipe up; and most importantly - the moment constitutes a break from a less enjoyable activity. Extra credit: Great view/reading material, at the workplace on over-time, escape from family turmoil, someone you Love to share it with.
At first I was bummed to have to work that holiday, but then I took a shibbatical in the executive washroom while making time and a half!
by jiminyturtle May 18, 2013
1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.
2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.
2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.
by jiminyturtle May 18, 2013