jim's definitions

max dawes

the best person in the whole world better than the king better than god better than the devil better than evrythin the best 4 short

im am max dawes

by jim February 10, 2004

queff

when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise

We were doing doggy when she queffed.

by jim May 9, 2004

wey aye

well of course!

Q: Do you want to go out sumwhere tonight?
A: Wey aye!

by jim March 4, 2003

caps

n. the caps of psychadelic mushrooms, mushrooms in general

we ate an 1/8 of caps and tripped for hours

by jim June 24, 2003

jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.

Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"

by Jim August 21, 2004

fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

by jim September 15, 2004

Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.

High King

by Jim April 13, 2004