jim's definitions

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 28, 2006

sunflower seed

semen ejaculated from a man wit an unusual ammount of blond pubic hair.

"ewwww... i steped in sunflower seed"

by jim May 7, 2005

fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.

"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"

by jim May 7, 2005

shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot

you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?

by jim February 11, 2005

Wunderfun

Misspelled wunderful during chat

Could be applied to any thing wunderfull

by Jim January 14, 2005

Savo

When a male had hard sex with the female

They are said to be doing a "Savo"

Female - "Nots so hard slow down"
Male -"No bitch im doin a Savo all over ur sweet ass!"

by Jim January 8, 2004

theta

a fat sorority /

why are all thetas so fat?

by jim March 8, 2005