jim's definitions

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

by jim February 17, 2004

double nickel

Traveling at 55 M.P.H.

I was rollin double nickel on I-94 thru Milwaukee

by Jim May 13, 2008

metroid

1: an AWESOME game serial by nintendo featuring the bounty hunter Samus Aran, the first female videogame hero.

2: A creature in the afore mentioned game. THese creatures express predetory and parasitic tendancies in that they latch on to their victims with their large mandibles and syphon the life-force out of them, leaving the victim dead and the metroid larger. They are green with a gelatinous but tough exterior shell containing 4 nucliei. They where created by the Chozo to keep the X-parasites on planet SR388 in check. In metroid they can only be killed by freezing them then shooting 5 missiles at them.

1: Metroid is a freaking awesome game!!!

2: RUN! METROIDS!!!!

by Jim October 4, 2005

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004

ragworthy

Ragworthy means that a person is worthy of a 'Rag' (intercourse, of a mindless, emotionless nature. not to be confused with lovemaking).

"shit dude, that chick is ragworthy!"
"hells yeah!"

by Jim February 21, 2005

Mode

A large Bacardi and Coke. This is always a double measure unless specified otherwise. A single Mode is called a Valerie.

Note: plural it is still "Mode"

"Four more Mode please."

by Jim February 20, 2004

pH

1. Species of primate, most often found near a LCD monitor and an ADSL accessible PC. Forearms have evolved in a lengthened manner, and right hand and fingers have evolved strangely similar to the shape of a microsoft optical mouse. Left hand is of a different morphology, most similarly imitating the pattern of 'W,S,A,D' keys on a common keyboard.

2. CS player - says it all

pH: Sorry cant play WC3, am playing CS

by Jim January 6, 2004