jim's definitions

face

Face (n) - How the public as a whole views an individual or group. Having face is having a positive reputation.

What you could have taught me would have saved some face.

The class president lost face when word spread about her abortion.

by Jim June 6, 2004

squead

Somebody who has a fat square head. As in square head.

Look at that guys squead.

by Jim May 12, 2003

shank

To stab someone and twist the blade while its still inside them. Used in the military Special Ops to kill someone quickly

Bob shanked phil and killed him instantly

by Jim May 24, 2004

dork

Not to be confused with dweeb or nerd (sub classe). Dorks are people who have an exclusive accidemic hobby and are socialy inept.

Ork-Dork: exclusively orchestra
Band-Dork: exclusively band
Nerd: exclusively computer
Art Dork: exclusively art

by Jim May 13, 2005

mofoitk

Acronym for 'Mother Fucker In The Know'

Came about as a result of too much smoking of weed and a poor sense of comedy

Check out mofoitk.com, that shit sucks!

by Jim December 9, 2004

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 7, 2005

cuznoped

falling on face due to haveing sex withh beautiful spanish women

Jim cuznoped after his night with Isabella.

by jim May 31, 2003