jim's definitions

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

by Jim May 28, 2006

greenfinder

A person attempting to find some 'green' or 'skunk' by phoning every dealer he has ever met because the area in which they live is a bit dry of gear.

"mate stop caining my phone credit on dealers you haven't spoken to for a year man, you're such a greenfinder...."

by Jim February 17, 2004

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 26, 2002

Smella

the female ginitals that are unwashed and "smell", hence "smella"

damn... i was with that ho the otha nite and she had one hell of a smella on her

by jim December 14, 2003

reet

done correctly with style and craftsmanship when pertainng to a persons finished work. I.E neat, right, clean, high quality; english slang and american hotrodders term. usually used as a compliment.

Man!, did you see that 57 chevy? Now that's one reet ride.

Mom's pudding is delicious, she makes a reet pudding. Mom's pudding is reet.

by jim February 12, 2004

Wunderfun

Misspelled wunderful during chat

Could be applied to any thing wunderfull

by Jim January 14, 2005

theta

a fat sorority /

why are all thetas so fat?

by jim March 8, 2005