jim's definitions

Doit

A thing which has to be accentuated with a "magic" marker.

"Hey, Jimmy, take this magic marker and see if you can do anything to accentuate these Doits!"

by Jim July 1, 2003

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

lartigh

a stinky smeghead that looks like an overgrown penis

Jim:'Hey u fuckin lartigh'
Bob:'Don't call me no lartigh u rectum raider'

by jim August 23, 2004

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

by jim February 17, 2004

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003

metroid

1: an AWESOME game serial by nintendo featuring the bounty hunter Samus Aran, the first female videogame hero.

2: A creature in the afore mentioned game. THese creatures express predetory and parasitic tendancies in that they latch on to their victims with their large mandibles and syphon the life-force out of them, leaving the victim dead and the metroid larger. They are green with a gelatinous but tough exterior shell containing 4 nucliei. They where created by the Chozo to keep the X-parasites on planet SR388 in check. In metroid they can only be killed by freezing them then shooting 5 missiles at them.

1: Metroid is a freaking awesome game!!!

2: RUN! METROIDS!!!!

by Jim October 4, 2005