jim's definitions

Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.

High King

by Jim April 13, 2004

herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.

he has a herfus.

by jim October 29, 2003

blockbuster

A very big event, especially multiple sex acts with a hot chick

I got four trojans and a sixer, going to my girls - gonna make it a blockbuster night!

by jim October 3, 2003

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

peer pressure

a phrase that the weak minded use to donate the fact that they did something stupid as hell because "all their friends where doing it" and they "just wanted to be cool".
weak minded teenagers suffer from this alot, constantly doing retarded ass shit because their friends are doing it.

peer pressure is an excuse for the weak.

by Jim October 9, 2005

queff

when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise

We were doing doggy when she queffed.

by jim May 9, 2004

yam

Male gonad of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003