jim's definitions

monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

Snag

Used in reference to females

Check out those snags across the street.

by Jim September 24, 2003

reet

done correctly with style and craftsmanship when pertainng to a persons finished work. I.E neat, right, clean, high quality; english slang and american hotrodders term. usually used as a compliment.

Man!, did you see that 57 chevy? Now that's one reet ride.

Mom's pudding is delicious, she makes a reet pudding. Mom's pudding is reet.

by jim February 12, 2004

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004

Smella

the female ginitals that are unwashed and "smell", hence "smella"

damn... i was with that ho the otha nite and she had one hell of a smella on her

by jim December 14, 2003

henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004

Batwanger

chick with a dick

Jerry Murdock may wear a skirt or pants to work each day for he is a Batwanger.

by Jim May 3, 2003