jim's definitions

gayware

See spyware, adware. A program that when installed (usually without the user knowing) onto your PC that basically tracks what you do on your PC and then forwards that information to some faggot.

Do you have Emule?

No, why? Does it have any gayware?

by Jim September 4, 2004

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

Eneriny

To consume an entire potato in one bite.

Hear jimmy have a potato!!
GULP!
I really enerinied that biatch!!

by jim May 13, 2005

Cum Gutter

A person, usually a gay man, who loves getting cummed on or in. Sometimes by numerous people.

Mark went to the baths and got fucked by 40 men up the ass. They used him as a cum gutter.

by Jim April 4, 2003

shirajed

the word used to define getting laid more than two times in one night.

Man, I got shirajed well good last night!

by Jim September 12, 2004

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

aa

Archmere Academy- the best school in the history of delaware.

I love my AA friends so much.

by jim July 26, 2006