jim's definitions

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 26, 2002

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004

Nenni

A whore in a wwe chatroom thinks she's miss perfect when she's not and thinks she knows everything and do stupid banning to people. also she spends her time in the wwe chatroom never leaving no life whatssoever.

Everyone thinks Nenni has no life and is a cuntRag.

by jiM March 13, 2005

greenfinder

A person attempting to find some 'green' or 'skunk' by phoning every dealer he has ever met because the area in which they live is a bit dry of gear.

"mate stop caining my phone credit on dealers you haven't spoken to for a year man, you're such a greenfinder...."

by Jim February 17, 2004

jim wright

Former congressional Speaker of the House from right near Ft. Worth, Texas. An extreme liberal who hated Newt Gingrich because was all that back in the day.

Jim Wright sucked big balls.

by Jim April 10, 2006

gotti brothers

Once at the top now to the bottom! Not as they appear to be Sicilians. Got a TV Show.

The gotti brothers are a disgrace to Italians.
Those gotti brothers really had it big but dont anymore.

by Jim April 17, 2005

henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004