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by Jim September 3, 2003
Get the Solidus mug.A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.
You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
by Jim March 6, 2005
Get the Kev mug.Weed,marijuana,bud,cheeba
Its a gypsy word for marijuana, most people say it frequently in Saco,Maine.
Its a gypsy word for marijuana, most people say it frequently in Saco,Maine.
by Jim December 13, 2004
Get the tav mug.Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
by Jim April 2, 2005
Get the ruby animal mug.1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.
1. "Give me a dinger, please."
2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."
3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."
2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."
3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."
by Jim February 26, 2005
Get the dinger mug.A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.
by Jim December 8, 2003
Get the submarine mug.The N-BOMB can be dropped without warning....
dropping the N-bomb is saying the word "Nigger" "Nig" "NIglet" "Nigaboo"
dropping the N-bomb is saying the word "Nigger" "Nig" "NIglet" "Nigaboo"
by jim December 12, 2003
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