jesster79's definitions

hair transplant

An attempt to cover hair loss by taking hair from one part of the head and moving it to the part experiencing hair loss. Usually not much better than mutilation. Usually done by males.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

neocon

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, inbred sacks of wind and horseshit.

The current administration is full of these people.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

hair loss

Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.

People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

by jesster79 March 3, 2004

Bushieville

A 21st century version of the Hooverville, or a town made up of shacks, cardboard boxes, old cars, etc, in which those who have lost everything were forced to live.

With the economic policies of George W. Bush, we'll soon start seeing the rise of the Bushieville in this country.

by jesster79 February 23, 2006

Gropenfuhrer

1. A world leader who gives unsolicited and unwelcome massages to unsuspecting female world leaders.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush

George W. Bush became the newest Gropenfuhrer when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006