jesster79's definitions

right wing

The wing on the right side of an artifical or natural thing that flies through the air.

Birds, airliners, small planes, bats, etc etc

by jesster79 March 18, 2005

Harry Whittington

A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.

Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

Miss Demeanor

What my cat has been lately. A female cat who commits multiple misdeeds.

These include hanging on screen doors, using good furniture as scratching posts, climbing on things she's not supposed to, and so on.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

orange nosing

Shamelessly kissing the ass of one Donald J. Trump and being extremely obsequious on all things Trump to the point that one's nose turns orange.

See also brown nosing.

Our Congressman is such an expert at orange nosing.

by jesster79 July 26, 2018

dumb fucker

A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.

The current President of the United States, George W. Bush.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

republican

A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

The mere sight of Bush and most Republicans makes me want to vomit.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

levitra

A prescription drug used for erectile disfunction disorder. According to the commercials it gives a man a strong lasting errection.

In the rare event that you have a four hour long hardon - despite the urge to milk it for all it's worth - you should seek immediate medical attention.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005