jesster79's definitions

fuck up

Pretty much an accurate description of the Presidency of George W. Bush.

The economy, No Child Left Behind, the Iraq war, the budget, and the tax cuts are all example of Bush's numerous fuck ups.

by jesster79 January 24, 2005

Judas W. Bush

1. The ultimate betrayer of the American people.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
3. See also: Antichrist

Judas W. Bush is the Antichrist who has betrayed all of us.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

Republican diplomat

A Republican who has ran out of ammunition.

See also George W. Bush

by jesster79 January 14, 2005

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Religious Right

A group of religious extremists that are responsible for much of the misery present in the world today. A bunch of goddamned two face hypocrites who do not practice what they preach. A bunch of racist, homophobic pigs who cannot stand ideas like democracy, seperation of church and state, and people who think and believe differntly than they do.

The Religious Right embody so much of how Jesus Christ described the pharisees of old in Matthew 23.

by jesster79 January 28, 2006

hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.

Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

shrub

A type of bush that is grown usually outside homes and offices.

The most popular, and most descriptive nickname for our current President, who has just as much intelligence as the type of bush described above.

Shrub is an accurate description of the President.

See also: Bush, George W.

by jesster79 January 19, 2006