Definitions by jesster79

Mile high club 

A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.

Bob just joined The Big Lebowski forum's mile high club

Mile high club by jesster79 August 8, 2018

orange nosing 

Shamelessly kissing the ass of one Donald J. Trump and being extremely obsequious on all things Trump to the point that one's nose turns orange.

See also brown nosing.

Our Congressman is such an expert at orange nosing.

orange nosing by jesster79 July 26, 2018

Judas Booth 

A pseudonym used by an author who wishes to disassociate him or herself from a written work. The pseudonym is a combination of Judas Iscariot and John Wilkes Booth.

See also Alan Smithee.

David Lynch was so pissed off about the extended edition he had the screenplay credit changed to Judas Booth

Judas Booth by jesster79 June 9, 2018

fixes the cable 

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

fixes the cable by jesster79 April 2, 2018

Mixing a Protein Shake 

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

Mixing a Protein Shake by jesster79 August 19, 2016

The Sperminator 

1. Another term for Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is well known for giving sperm to people who were not his wife, and for starring in Terminator Films.

The Sperminator has one confirmed love child, and possibly a few more out there too.

The Sperminator by jesster79 October 3, 2011

Adjusting the Blinds 

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.

A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.

Adjusting the Blinds by jesster79 March 6, 2011