jesster79's definitions

Cowboys

A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.

A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

Kickback Mountain

An epic story of love between a Congressman, a Lobbyist, and a President.

An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.

Tom De Lay, Jack Abramhoff, and George W. Bush starred in Kickback Mountain.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Manos: the Hands of Fate

A truly God awful film that is almost unwatchable.

See also: "Manos" The Hands of Fate

by jesster79 March 17, 2007

Hunter safety

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.

Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.

by jesster79 February 23, 2006

George W. Iscariot

A first, middle, and last name that have rightly become associated with betrayal.

George W. Iscariot has betrayed all Americans everywhere.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

brown shirts

What the Republicans have turned themselves into. Especially at the lower level, brown shirts are a collection of thugs who get quite annoyed at those who oppose monkey boy.

New brown shirts accuse those who don't like monkey boy of everything, from causing bad hair days to treason.

by jesster79 March 12, 2005

30 Silver Pieces

1. What Judas Iscariot sold Jesus Christ out to the authorities for.
2. All it would take for some people to betray others.
3. A term associated with betrayal.

George W. Bush would betray the American people for as little as 30 Silver Pieces.

by jesster79 April 25, 2006