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1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
by jess December 15, 2004
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Get the kewlers mug.A female who thinks that she is more attractive than she actually is.
A girl that thinks she is hot shit. Often has large breasts. Can be shortened to "boof."
A girl that thinks she is hot shit. Often has large breasts. Can be shortened to "boof."
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