jess's definitions

Double shit

A term worse than shit when you can think of no other words more appropriate beacause of the desperateness of the situation.

Bridget Jones: "Shit......double shit!"

by Jess March 3, 2004

M*A*S*H*

Best T.V. show ever!

Too bad the cast members are really annoying.

by Jess February 15, 2005

nympho

Your mom. So basically A slut , whore, or hoe that wants to have sex all the time.

Your mom's a Nympho, and never has to be asked to have sex.

by Jess May 13, 2005

Yoddles

The cute/preppy country girl's way of saying "yo".

'Yoddles, Mike! How ya doing?'

by Jess December 2, 2004

moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.

Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"

by Jess June 9, 2004

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

by Jess July 21, 2005

foznee

term of endearment from one wigger to the next. Can be shortened to "foz"

'Sup, foz? -or- 'sup foznee?

by Jess July 16, 2004