jess's definitions

innit

originates from Chatham in Kent, used by many, mainly chavs or just lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'isn't it'.
Innit can be used anywhere in a sentence and can be used sarcastically, complementingly or just innit.

'That orange is well juciy innit!'
'good innit'
'What you looking at innit!'
'innit'

by Jess January 19, 2005

smuttonchops

To describe a girl who easily engages in sexual activity. Name used for girls named Meg

Turbo Bitch Squad! Farm Girl! Smuttonchops! Coneticitius!

by Jess December 1, 2003

goose poo

the smell of victory

I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.

by jess March 27, 2003

tynan

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004

tynan

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

by Jess July 21, 2005

moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.

Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"

by Jess June 9, 2004