jess's definitions

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of

Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.

by Jess November 18, 2003

Thunder Thighs

to have thighs that you have to buy pants 4 sizes too big just to get ur fat ass thighs in.

god, erin brady had fat ass thunder thighs

by Jess January 14, 2004

Wow

The word used when something pointless happens and you are so mad. It also is used when you have nothing to say because the situation is so stupid.

1)"Jen and Jason hooked up"
"WOOOOOWWW thats pointless"

2)"Wow!! She is so annoying!"

3) "Wooooowwww" *Rolleyes*

by Jess March 12, 2004

diznick

A stupid way to spell dick.

Suck my diznick, biatch.

by Jess December 8, 2004

holy moley

Phrase used when surprised. Usually used by neatos. Similiar to "Oh my gosh!" Derived from "holy crap!"

Holy moley! I think I love Joe!!!

by Jess September 13, 2004

ward melville

School for rich kids who have nothing better to do with daddys money then to spend it on drugs. And were the girls who have no money whore for drug money. The smart asians make it look like everyone from the school is smart for the stupid white kids who think there black. And if you dont fit in with any of that, your a punk. Oh and cant forget the players!

Go ward melville sports! Try and win something some time!

by jess May 6, 2005