jess's definitions

playa

someone why has 50 girls on his arm

dont be a playa hatah!

by jess November 19, 2003

innit

originates from Chatham in Kent, used by many, mainly chavs or just lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'isn't it'.
Innit can be used anywhere in a sentence and can be used sarcastically, complementingly or just innit.

'That orange is well juciy innit!'
'good innit'
'What you looking at innit!'
'innit'

by Jess January 19, 2005

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004

goose poo

the smell of victory

I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.

by jess March 27, 2003

hoover

a girl who gets an abortion

damn gurl, did you hear that kara got hoovered last week?

by Jess April 9, 2004

Double shit

A term worse than shit when you can think of no other words more appropriate beacause of the desperateness of the situation.

Bridget Jones: "Shit......double shit!"

by Jess March 3, 2004

M*A*S*H*

Best T.V. show ever!

Too bad the cast members are really annoying.

by Jess February 15, 2005