jess's definitions

shtick

another word for a skit or a funny, short play.

at the talent show someone did a really funny shtick.

by jess August 14, 2004

morality

Morality can be defined as that which ought be furthered as an end in itself.

I have no examples for you..

by Jess March 28, 2005

ville valo

mr sexy; yum

just look at him!

by jess April 21, 2004

Arnold Schwarznegger

The best actor in the entire universe!!! Has huge muscles, an awesome accent, and a last name that is ridiculously hard to spell.

Hasta la vista, baby.

by Jess July 19, 2005

god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

kewlers

Something that is really cool or awesome

Her hair looks so kewlers today!

by jess August 7, 2004

hoover

a girl who gets an abortion

damn gurl, did you hear that kara got hoovered last week?

by Jess April 9, 2004