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ward melville

School for rich kids who have nothing better to do with daddys money then to spend it on drugs. And were the girls who have no money whore for drug money. The smart asians make it look like everyone from the school is smart for the stupid white kids who think there black. And if you dont fit in with any of that, your a punk. Oh and cant forget the players!
Go ward melville sports! Try and win something some time!
by jess May 6, 2005
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buttram

The last name of a Shawnee Indian. Also my great uncle or grandfather or something
my last name is buttram...and pats last name is buttram...weve gotta be related somehow
by Jess October 17, 2003
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beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.
jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!
by jess October 19, 2003
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happy powder

Powder that makes you happy. It can only be bought by the man in the alley way.
Jessie Sue is happy because she just had some happy powder.
by Jess October 20, 2003
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Vocab Monkey

Abbreviation of Vocabulary Monkey.
A little monkey that steals things like money, gum, shoes, and etc. especially loves to steal vocab. books. Hence the name Vocab Monkey. Once the item is stolen it tends to be placed in their territory so beware.
Katrina fulminated at the Vocab Monkey because it stole her shoe.
by Jess October 20, 2003
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funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.
That was a Funktacular show!
by Jess October 20, 2003
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geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.
My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.
by Jess October 20, 2003
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