jess's definitions

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005

chis

chis: a common name given to people with a stab fetish

chis stabed the poor mouse, then moved his hand up and down

by jess August 20, 2004

beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.

jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!

by jess October 19, 2003

man prude

When a woman does things with a man...but a man never "repays" the woman.

John was being man prude with me last night.

by Jess March 14, 2004

romped

a sexual activty

torrie romped jess

by jess August 14, 2003

Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

by Jess October 20, 2003