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ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.
gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)
by jeRemy May 4, 2003
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car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.
"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"
by Jeremy June 3, 2004
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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.
Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!
by Jeremy December 4, 2003
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pfr

commonly used on HALO's multiplayer. stands for "plasma gernade, fragment gernade, rocket". commonly used on stunt servers where players attempt to do glitches (fall through map, fly though walls,get on top of map,etc.)on various HALO maps.
player2: how did you get on top of the map?

player1:pfr the warthog when you're in the top tunnel. if you do it right, you should end up on top of the map.
by jeremy March 7, 2005
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Shag Ass

To run fast.
The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.
by Jeremy March 22, 2004
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Jarrettsville

The only town where a used a car dealership is considered down town.
The Keene Dodge commericial callings its location, "historic downtown Jarrettsville."
by Jeremy March 16, 2005
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