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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia
For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!
by Jeremy November 26, 2003
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gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.
cher is the goddess of the gaymafia
by Jeremy November 13, 2003
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w/e

Slang for what else usally used in instant messanging.
So you went to the movies and w/e?
by Jeremy April 2, 2005
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gpwnd

Super pwned, Uber pwned. a wammy of a pwning.
Oh Kerry so just got GPWND
by Jeremy November 27, 2004
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Acid

Acid , LSD is the most powerful psychadelic drug on the streets. It will make you experience things you have never thought would happen. As a comparison, some think it as a video game, but in a more broader sense it gives your mind a very trippy effect and you can begin to see trails, dots, inanimate objects doing human things. Boosts Creativity a lot.
Dude! I just got a 10 strip of acid man, Lets go drop the shit at my place tomorrow at seven..Bring Pink Floyd!
by Jeremy December 3, 2004
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