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irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.
Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.
by Jeremy July 25, 2004
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ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.
gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)
by jeRemy May 4, 2003
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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.
The printer's gone wonky.
by Jeremy December 25, 2003
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Fubar

motel near eat n park where hookers and lonely gentlemen go for pleasure.
Yo, lets go to the Fubar.
by Jeremy June 9, 2004
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Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.
Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!
by Jeremy May 13, 2005
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