jeremy's definitions

HOGMP

Hang on getting more pringles

Pringles own you, sucka.

by Jeremy July 16, 2004

reventaro una tuerca en su ojo

I will bust a nut in your eye

Yo reventaro una tuerca en su ojo puta

by jeremy May 11, 2004

beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling

I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!

by Jeremy May 21, 2004

Woo

A large asian man who constantly creates problems because of his unquenchable hunger for molesting Sean Dill and eating sanwiches.

Quinton Woo

by Jeremy November 19, 2003

alabama

home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.

by Jeremy September 1, 2003

Chilly Willy

To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.

That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?

by Jeremy November 3, 2003

K.C.

Acronym for Kitchen counter, where earin and i plan to rollercoaster when my parents aren't home.

My k.c. is better than her k.c.

Me: Dude, earin and i rollercoastered on the k.c. yesterday, it was splendiferous.

You: I just made a sandwich on there, dick.

by Jeremy August 21, 2004