4 definitions by jenksk9
Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.
While I was walking down the street this porch dick started yelling at me, so I told him to shut up and he ran out to the curb and turned into a full on lawn dick and threatened to beat me up and threw his natty light at mePorch dick asshole lawn dickletporch prickyard dick
by jenksk9 April 2, 2015
The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat
by jenksk9 December 8, 2021
The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
by jenksk9 May 16, 2017
The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.
by jenksk9 December 21, 2015