jen's definitions

kazaa lite

Would be perfect were it not for all the goddamned pr0n. Stupid perverts.

I wish people would keep their disgusting fetishes in private.

by jen September 6, 2004

halo'd

when people who seem intrested in you start to presue their feelings and then BOOM you're halo'd and all they do from this point on until they graduate is sit around and get "clans" and play their stupid fucking xbox lives, and lie to themselves by saying they're having fun, when they know damn well they could be having tons more fun w/ you.

L: hey i just got back from vacation, wanna hang out
A: no thanks i mean, i havent seen you in two weeks but i'd rather sit on my ass w/ my halo live and eat hot pockets while "sniping" imaginary players.

by jen May 13, 2005

jersey

this word refers to the state, New Jersey, therefore making the meaning say 'uncoool' much like the state that smells so bad

why are u hanging out with that kid, he's so jersey!

by jen October 1, 2004

llello

Cocaine

"I get wit my ni**a to get me some llello",

Bone Thugs N Harmony "1st of tha month" Lyrics

In Spanish double L's are pronounced "yuh"

by Jen September 9, 2003

Agnostic

Refering to a person who believes you cannot prove nor disprove an ultimate reality, specificaly in deity's

Also sometimes refered to as "weak atheists" although that is incorrect.

The term 'agnosticism' was coined by Professor T.H. Huxley at a meeting of the Metaphysical Society in 1876. He defined an agnostic as someone who disclaimed both ("strong") atheism and theism, and who believed that the question of whether a higher power existed was unsolved and insoluble. Another way of putting it is that an agnostic is someone who believes that we do not know for sure whether God exists. Some agnostics believe that we can never know.

"Weak atheism" is simple scepticism; disbelief in the existence of God.

by Jen February 1, 2004

Rocket 88

The very first Rock and Roll song, written and performed by Ike Turner, but credited to imaginary band "Jackie Brenston and his Delta Cats."

Elvis who? He wasn't even signed to Sun 'til '54 and by then, Rocket 88 was already three years old.

by jen August 26, 2005

gi gorgeous

A girl who is obese and hott at the same time. Her obesity makes her all-the-more bangable.

Jamal: dayyum, shorty is HUGE. Dat chick is gi gorgeous fo' real.

by jen October 9, 2004