170 definitions by jen

blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not

Mmmm salty!

by jen November 10, 2003

DERwomp

A procedure executed throughout a game of Scrabble with the intent to inflict severe emotional distress upon an individual with the initials of D.E.R.

Jen DERwomped him - again - in her quest for the title.

by jen April 8, 2005

cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love

Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.

by jen December 28, 2005

gi gorgeous

A girl who is obese and hott at the same time. Her obesity makes her all-the-more bangable.

Jamal: dayyum, shorty is HUGE. Dat chick is gi gorgeous fo' real.

by jen October 9, 2004

ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by jen December 14, 2004

randy orton

An example of where a few blowjobs to higher-ups will take you in the WWE.

Any superstar who wants to be world champ, just Randy Orton your way to your goal.

by jen August 18, 2004

bathroom stall

The place "that one guy" takes you because there are no other options.

I followed him into the bathroom knowing there was no turning back but I could not resist his charm and confident stride.

by jen March 29, 2004