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downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.
Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.
by jem August 17, 2004
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bonjiggalo

When sally was Last visiting Paris, she was approached by a bonjiggalo who was offering her a good time.
by Jem August 16, 2004
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easy tiger

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.
'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'
by Jem November 4, 2003
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dak

Extremely conservative guy on the NG Politics BBS
Dak is such an asshole.
by jem April 25, 2006
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metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.
contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.
by jem June 22, 2004
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Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.
Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.
by Jem August 16, 2004
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EasyTiger

Nickname for Jem. Website : www.easytigeronline.co.uk
by Jem November 4, 2003
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