jeff's definitions

scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

by Jeff September 24, 2004

Cut

(1)adj. When you are circumsized
(2)v. The act of circumsision

(1) His has a cut dick.
(2) He was cut at birth

by Jeff March 5, 2005

coug

A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.

Check out the cougs that just walked in.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005

sketchy jeff

A Jeff who is perpetually horny and says a lot of things to embarass himself.

That Jeff Easley is so sketchy

by Jeff January 26, 2005

hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.

Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.

by Jeff November 8, 2004