jeff's definitions

the curve

I bent the curve take that dan

hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan

by Jeff March 4, 2005

coug

A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.

Check out the cougs that just walked in.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

Cut

(1)adj. When you are circumsized
(2)v. The act of circumsision

(1) His has a cut dick.
(2) He was cut at birth

by Jeff March 5, 2005

guro

Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape.

Somebody posted guro... and I lost my boner.

by Jeff September 4, 2004

cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

by Jeff July 28, 2006

chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

by Jeff October 6, 2003

Actionate

v. 1: To put forth a great deal of action.
2: To get from Point A to Point B with an immense amount of speed, usually includes breaking Point C before arriving to Point B.
3: To literally punch a brick wall and cause it to burst into flame.

"Ginny is is danger! We've gotta ACTIONATE!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004