jeff's definitions

elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

by Jeff June 22, 2004

wigger

A sad, pathetic little creature who deserves to get his azz kicked by both whites and blacks alike. The typical wigger is a 15 year old white boy in the middle of puberty who has no sense of self, and certainly no self-respect, who embraces the mannerisms and lifestyle of societies worst, the inner city gansta. An odd phenomonon indeed. With role models to look up to such as Vanilla Ice and Eminem, this person will live have a sad, dead-end life.

When Jonny came home for dinner last night, his mother noticed with shock another black eye on her little boys face. Daddy turned to him and said: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WIGGER. NOW EAT YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MACCARONNI.

by Jeff February 11, 2005

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

Pipeman

Pipeman (smokes a large pipe) is a dirty ass piece of white trash who hangs around my town and sleeps outside of the save-a-lot quickie market. My friends and i have begun to associate anything dirty, shitty, rotten and flithy with pipeman

-Holy shit dude, it looks like pipeman lived here.
-Oh, wait, he doesnt have a home. Hah!

by Jeff April 15, 2004

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

fangerous

adj.funny yet dangerous.

That mule ride in the Grand Canyon was fangerous!

by Jeff November 4, 2003

prairie dog

to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something. The term comes from prairie dogs, who burrow in the ground. In a field with prairie dogs, if there's a loud noise, typically many of them will pop their heads up out of the ground.

John trashed his monitor in a fit of rage and all the prairie dogs popped up for a look.

by Jeff April 7, 2003