jeff's definitions

Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

Cut

(1)adj. When you are circumsized
(2)v. The act of circumsision

(1) His has a cut dick.
(2) He was cut at birth

by Jeff March 5, 2005

coug

A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.

Check out the cougs that just walked in.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

Verbalistic

Rap term used to describe somebody with fluent wording

Shadow One is verbalistic when it comes to his rhymes

by Jeff June 5, 2004

sketchy jeff

A Jeff who is perpetually horny and says a lot of things to embarass himself.

That Jeff Easley is so sketchy

by Jeff January 26, 2005

guro

Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape.

Somebody posted guro... and I lost my boner.

by Jeff September 4, 2004

Hippopotomontrossesquippedaliaphobia

Fear of long words; scared of long words

he suffers from hippopotomonstrossesquippedaliaphobia.

by Jeff February 27, 2005