jeff's definitions

Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.

At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."

by Jeff September 2, 2006

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004

pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

by Jeff January 3, 2007

mulecup

When one cups his hand, farts in his cupped hand and hold it to the mouth and nostril of a buddy, much like a mule's feading bag.

After sex, I gave my lesbian girlfriend a mulecup and kicked her ass out of my bed.

by jeff April 1, 2005

Kikyo

A stupid bitch thats always throwing Inuyasha off track and upsetting Kagome.

After Kikyo is a major character in an episode, it usually takes Inuyasha and or Kagome an episode or two to recover.

by Jeff September 15, 2004

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005