jeff's definitions

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff June 30, 2006

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

Ninja Rocks

Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.

Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.

by Jeff June 17, 2006

really cool

Something that is most definitely not "really cool".

"I'm doing something really cool."
"Oh yeah, whats that?"
"I'm adding the word 'headphone-malfunction' to urban dictionary."
"That's really cool."

by Jeff June 12, 2006

nigger fish

a fish that is black

i prefer white fish my self, keep your nigger fish to your self

by Jeff June 11, 2006

JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.

by Jeff June 10, 2006

red archer

fag , plain and simple

omg look its red archer hes a fag

by jeff May 30, 2006