1 definition by jedadia
Noun
1. Running out of toilet paper and digging through the trash to look for an unspoiled square you can wipe yourself with.
2. Actually wiping your ass with that square.
1. Running out of toilet paper and digging through the trash to look for an unspoiled square you can wipe yourself with.
2. Actually wiping your ass with that square.
After taking a huge crunch I realized that Jake was fresh out of toilet paper. Rather than ruin my underwear and embarrass myself, I fetched some out of the trash and wiped blindly. This was wrong.
by jedadia November 21, 2008