jdawg's definitions

attachabongable

Able to have a bong or other marijuana smoking device attached to it and used to inhale the smoke.

My gas mask is attachabongable.
Your asshole isn't attachabongable.

by jdawg January 11, 2005

skaskater

1.A person who has a good skateboard, but can't skate and tries to hard.
2. An uneducated person when it comes to skating, who wears the clothes.

Bam isn't a skaskater, but "Benny" is.

by JDawg May 24, 2003

unimaginative

lacking in original thought; uncreative. Sometimes a result of pent up sexual frustration after months of inactivity.

Bjoy is unimaginative.

by jdawg February 26, 2004

Wangdangeler

a flacid penis on a male that is not arroused by men or women. or zebras.

alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.

by jdawg March 29, 2003

hollaback boy

A sexy Jewish kid nmed Josh Simons.
Same definition of a hollaback girl, but in guy form

Josh is a hollaback boy

by Jdawg April 7, 2005

kamasutra

The holy book of all that is erotic. The contents of such a book will help any ordinary man or woman become a sex saint. It contains descriptive instructions and pictures of several different positions of intercourse, including positions involving standind, sitting, laying, handstands, bridges, kneeling, and many other forms a body can take. The goal of this holiest of books is for more variety and gratification in your sexual practices

WARNING: Some positions may cause soreness or injuries in places you never even knew you had. If problems persists please consult your physician or yoga instructor.

Honey lets try position #235 in the "Kamasutra" again, but this time remember to balance at equilibrium between my legs while i do a headstand.

by JDawg April 3, 2003

squibba

cool people

Eric is a squibba...but not really.

by JDawg May 24, 2003