jdawg's definitions

kamasutra

The holy book of all that is erotic. The contents of such a book will help any ordinary man or woman become a sex saint. It contains descriptive instructions and pictures of several different positions of intercourse, including positions involving standind, sitting, laying, handstands, bridges, kneeling, and many other forms a body can take. The goal of this holiest of books is for more variety and gratification in your sexual practices

WARNING: Some positions may cause soreness or injuries in places you never even knew you had. If problems persists please consult your physician or yoga instructor.

Honey lets try position #235 in the "Kamasutra" again, but this time remember to balance at equilibrium between my legs while i do a headstand.

by JDawg April 3, 2003

unimaginative

lacking in original thought; uncreative. Sometimes a result of pent up sexual frustration after months of inactivity.

Bjoy is unimaginative.

by jdawg February 26, 2004

re-fry

Midwestern slang for a re-lit cigarette.

Got a smoke?
I've got a re-fry.

by JDawg December 25, 2004

Frothy Whale

When a dude is receiving a blowjob he blows his load in somebody's mouth and then punches the other person (he or she) in the stomach so they blow the froth everywhere.

Kyle Gibson is giving his brother GAY head and then his brother blows his load and punches Kyle Gibson in the stomach.

by JDAWG February 22, 2004

hollaback boy

A sexy Jewish kid nmed Josh Simons.
Same definition of a hollaback girl, but in guy form

Josh is a hollaback boy

by Jdawg April 7, 2005

attachabongable

Able to have a bong or other marijuana smoking device attached to it and used to inhale the smoke.

My gas mask is attachabongable.
Your asshole isn't attachabongable.

by jdawg January 11, 2005

skaskater

1.A person who has a good skateboard, but can't skate and tries to hard.
2. An uneducated person when it comes to skating, who wears the clothes.

Bam isn't a skaskater, but "Benny" is.

by JDawg May 24, 2003