jchristian's definitions

Williamsburged

to find oneself dumbstruck after wandering into a conversation with an otherwise inferior individual about their niche interest

etymology: inflected form of "Williamsburg," an area in Brooklyn, NY, and the place where one is most likely to experience this type of misfortune
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(12am, Friday: group arrives for a post-show get together at a loft where the host's roommate, a quiet, bespectacled loner, is watching TV)
Polite Guest: What are you watching?
Host's Roommate: Cartoons from the '40s.
Guest: (silence)
Roommate: (unwarranted feeling of superiority)
Guest (the next day among peers): Man, I got Williamsburged so hard last night...

by jchristian July 24, 2010

tankie

Anyone who doesn’t think communist countries are required to roll over and die when confronting a capitalist belligerent.

Noah Smith heaped abuse on tankies for saying DC-based OAS was lying about electoral fraud in Bolivia.

by jchristian January 13, 2022

300 Million Dollar Army

The yearly amount budgeted by the US Congress to create anti-China propaganda (influence campaign).

I called him a wumao, but then he linked me to an Harvard journal article that determined wumaos don’t exist, and he asked me if I’m part of the “300 Million Dollar Army,” which I researched and DOES exist. Then I found the term 300 Million Dollar Army on urban dictionary and downvoted it while submissively urinating from the force of the defeat.

by jchristian January 25, 2022

andy richter

a person who used to not be ruining Conan

andy richter is ruining Conan

by jchristian January 27, 2011

combinasian

a mixed-race Asian baby

Observer: Your baby looks like other white/black babies only a little cuter.
White/Black Parent: It's a combinasian.

by jchristian June 14, 2010

Tony Alamo

1 (noun): the distance at any time between a "church" and a "compound"

Folks, please join with me on this _lovely_ Sunday morning and give a warm welcome to our very special guest here at the Trinity Compound of the Brethren, Tony Alamo.

by jchristian January 13, 2009