2 definitions by jballadelahood

elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing
Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)
by jballadelahood June 8, 2006
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the only group of people that lie about the "hard life" of rich suburban family life. these "people" wish to die. they attempt to do this by cutting swallowing one more pill over the regular amount and tell lies to make them cooler
Normal kid: Hey dude whats up?
Emo kid: im not a dude, "dude" was made by the corporations, im a beaten soul
Normal Kid: wow, im going to mock you and wish you were gassed
by jballadelahood May 30, 2006
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