jazz4's definitions

Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.

Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"

by jazz4 November 15, 2011

Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

Astrology is bogus...

by jazz4 November 14, 2011

Wing-It-Dinner

An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.

i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.

Man, I'm starving, I only had a wing-it-dinner!

by jazz4 September 21, 2011

Native American

The 'original' Americans.

White man stole their land so they took their scalps and built casinos.

The Native American enjoys white-man-scalping, long walks on the beach followed by black jack.

by jazz4 May 17, 2011

Drink-Fuck

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.

Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.

by jazz4 May 6, 2011

Time-Fuck

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.

Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."

by jazz4 May 6, 2011

Screenwriter

The Inventor of a film.

The most under-valued person in the filmmaking process.

Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?

Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"

by jazz4 March 27, 2011