jazz4's definitions
A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
Get the Pseudo-Washermug. Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
by jazz4 March 22, 2011
Get the Aerophobiamug. by jazz4 May 17, 2011
Get the Native Americanmug. When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
by jazz4 May 6, 2011
Get the Time-Fuckmug. An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.
i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
by jazz4 September 21, 2011
Get the Wing-It-Dinnermug. When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.
Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."
by jazz4 March 5, 2011
Get the Procrastigasmmug. A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi.
When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.
Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.
Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
Goebbels, Himmler, Goerring all being Men of considerable wealth and power.
"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"
"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"
"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
by jazz4 July 24, 2010
Get the Rich as a Nazimug.