5 definitions by jay31189
Guy 1-who are they trying to fool, with their gelled hair,henleys t-shirts and swagger-walk?everyone can see theyre just chavs with money...
Guy 2-i know tell me about it...
Guy 2-i know tell me about it...
by jay31189 March 6, 2011
a member of the british military.while the military in the UK is respected, squaddies due to their pig headed, loutishness are not.
they posess charactaristics of jocks (US).
squaddies in (contrast to rest of the military)are chavs that often only join the army because they are too stupid to do anything else or because their parents made them.they believe that because they are in the forces, they are far more supreme than anybody else, deserve special treatment,they are god's gift to the earth and all the ladies love them.in reality they are stupid, rowdy, pig headed idiots who will start fights with anybody that disagrees/gets in their way.squaddies come in a variety of shapes and sizes but are most often muscly and thuggish.typical description:-
-muscly with buzzed or very short hair
-tattood,often with union jacks or british bulldogs
-dresses in richchav clothes such as gio goi, henleys, gstar raw and police when off duty
these guys will commonly congregate at bars and nightclubs trying to shag some underage chav slut and start fights with anybody ho gets in their way. they are found in hampshire, devon, east/ north yorkshire, county durham/anywhere with an army camp nearby.
95% of the british military are hardworking, nice and doing a brilliant job.the 5% of squaddies ruin it for eveybody else
they posess charactaristics of jocks (US).
squaddies in (contrast to rest of the military)are chavs that often only join the army because they are too stupid to do anything else or because their parents made them.they believe that because they are in the forces, they are far more supreme than anybody else, deserve special treatment,they are god's gift to the earth and all the ladies love them.in reality they are stupid, rowdy, pig headed idiots who will start fights with anybody that disagrees/gets in their way.squaddies come in a variety of shapes and sizes but are most often muscly and thuggish.typical description:-
-muscly with buzzed or very short hair
-tattood,often with union jacks or british bulldogs
-dresses in richchav clothes such as gio goi, henleys, gstar raw and police when off duty
these guys will commonly congregate at bars and nightclubs trying to shag some underage chav slut and start fights with anybody ho gets in their way. they are found in hampshire, devon, east/ north yorkshire, county durham/anywhere with an army camp nearby.
95% of the british military are hardworking, nice and doing a brilliant job.the 5% of squaddies ruin it for eveybody else
do we have to go out on thursday?...everyone knows that thursday night is squaddie night which means they will be out in full force, drinking, shagging, punching, shouting and bottling their way through town...
by jay31189 March 6, 2011
stands for "sausage-on-scene" meaning a girl who has a boyfriend.when guys first meet girls they will always investigate whether she has an S.O.S either leading to either a chance to hook up or a b-bomb
by jay31189 April 1, 2011
(english guy meets his german friend)
englishman-hey man,hooked up wth this girl last night,had the nicest pussy ever
german-cat?
englishman-nah man,fotzen!!
german-ohhh hahaha good one man,ein lieber fotzen!!
(both walk off together)
englishman-hey man,hooked up wth this girl last night,had the nicest pussy ever
german-cat?
englishman-nah man,fotzen!!
german-ohhh hahaha good one man,ein lieber fotzen!!
(both walk off together)
by jay31189 February 3, 2011
by jay31189 April 24, 2011