jay's definitions

tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.

Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.

by jay October 5, 2004

jayscrib

the sweetest crap in the world. all the cool kids goto jayscrib and check it out. you should too.

jayscrib.net

holy crap! theres eggo roffles on jayscrib!!!

by jay February 18, 2005

fart

ass thunder or brown thunder

dude, that ass thunder fukin reeks

by Jay February 25, 2004

sexaholic

Insatiable. Someone who can't get enough. Nympho or nymphette.

She's a sexaholic.

by jay January 29, 2003

IBLP

Institute in Basic Life Principles. Headed up by Bill Gothard, it is the parent organization of about 70+ different programs, ranging from their homeschool doctrine to overseas orphan care.

IBLP is infamous for making vague and bland names for their programs through the use of acronyms. Also, they make volunteer students pay to work at their Training Centers under the guise of teaching them character during their stay.

Some IBLP Programs:

EXCEL (Excellence in Character, Education, and Leadership),

COMMIT (Cultivating Obedience, Ministering Mercy, Internalizing Truth)

EQUIP (Establishing Quick Understanding in Precepts)

...and many more

by jay February 21, 2005

fied

fied a person whos status is lower than ghetto.

he what are you doing are you fied out!

by jay February 5, 2004

caveman

dude found everyware in kitchener but usually downtown with dreads and a black paint stained coat. severe drinking problem. wicked with the guitar and lots of other shyt

caveman, give me back my wallet

by jay November 9, 2003