jay's definitions

Zyro

A god, jesus, the omnipotent one, your all powerful leader

holy pants it's Zyro

by Jay July 31, 2003

cleavass

butt cleavage

u see the cleavass on that fat bitch? she needs to pull up her pants

by jay August 1, 2003

stone temple pilots

one of the best rock bands to ever walk the earth. it's a tossup between them and nirvana.

stp rocks

by jay August 1, 2003

Subway

a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.

subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.

by jay August 3, 2003

Hamburger

when u put yr dick between yr balls and turn it sideways so it resembles a hamburger.

goods make an awesome hamburger

by jay August 3, 2003

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

Vega

A military person who leads people into battle with victory.

The commander was being a true vega in battle

by Jay August 5, 2003