jay's definitions

yo mama

A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

by Jay November 13, 2003

log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003

Serrated

A jagged edge or rough surface.

"Hey billy, hand me that Serrated Knife over there... I need to do us all a favor!"

by Jay December 28, 2003

blinky

The derogotory term for an Afro-Chinese person, male or female

Wow, he's a blinky

by Jay June 2, 2004

shittles

shit nuggets

by jay June 8, 2003

tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.

Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.

by jay October 5, 2004

caveman

dude found everyware in kitchener but usually downtown with dreads and a black paint stained coat. severe drinking problem. wicked with the guitar and lots of other shyt

caveman, give me back my wallet

by jay November 9, 2003