8 definitions by jason906906
When you smell/sniff something really strong or get a small speck of whatever fiber comes off of it and you go into a long, painful attach of coughs and wheezes.
Me: Dude i sniffed this pepper and had a coughgasm!
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Sniff this and u will find out!
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Sniff this and u will find out!
by jason906906 November 19, 2013
Hockey;
A slang-term describing a puck making a loud "ding" noise after a really hard shot hits off of a bar on the net. As the puck hits a bar of the net, it creates a sometimes insanely loud "ding". As people hear it, they scream "DINGER!!" and usually the person who excecuted the shot will say it as well.
A slang-term describing a puck making a loud "ding" noise after a really hard shot hits off of a bar on the net. As the puck hits a bar of the net, it creates a sometimes insanely loud "ding". As people hear it, they scream "DINGER!!" and usually the person who excecuted the shot will say it as well.
Player: *Pulls back for a nasty wrister.*
Player: *Shoots puck and dings off of the right post*
Player: "DINGER!"
Other Player: "Don't be such a plug."
Player: *Shoots puck and dings off of the right post*
Player: "DINGER!"
Other Player: "Don't be such a plug."
by jason906906 June 12, 2015
In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.
Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.
by jason906906 November 28, 2015
An activity done by a guy who gets a girl to send him pictures of her tits, vag, ass, and include videos as well. in return he will send "dick pics". Usually done by kids between the age of 15-18 and the activity is performed on snapchat because of the apps unique ability to delete the photo after a certain amount of time with no proof. Most of the time it's initiated by playing a round of "20 questions", or talking dirty to one another (use of sappy emojis as well)
by jason906906 December 18, 2015
A Canadian/American term that was originated in Canada, meaning a game of hockey played on a backyard rink or a flooded, frozen pond. The game is played with only sticks, skates and sometimes gloves. Shinny is the best part of winter. And let's be honest, which hockey player doesn't love a text from a mate saying "wanna play some shinny?"
*sitting at home bored*
*text from nick*
Nick: "Wanna play shinny at the pond?"
Me: "Hell yeah I got the pucks meet u there in 5."
*text from nick*
Nick: "Wanna play shinny at the pond?"
Me: "Hell yeah I got the pucks meet u there in 5."
by jason906906 August 31, 2014
A smoke trick where the person takes a fairly large hit of thier weed/tobacco and lets it out of thier mouth slowly while inhaling it in their nose. The person who does this does not inhale it through thier mouth and then through thier nose. The person just leaves the smoke in and lets it out.
by jason906906 December 15, 2013
A hockey term used to describe a girl who is similar to a puck bunny, but a puck slut only goes to the rink for the sole purpose to get rammed in the locker room showers after the team leaves. Hockey isn't even her motive, she just thinks hockey players are the hottest thing next to the sun and Erik Karlssons flow.
Jason: Dude, why the hell is the puck slut here again?
Kevin: Don't know bro, she tried to get me to fuck her on the bleachers and she told me that Mark had the biggest dick on the team.
Kevin: Don't know bro, she tried to get me to fuck her on the bleachers and she told me that Mark had the biggest dick on the team.
by jason906906 November 28, 2015