jane's definitions

mcdicks

More accurate title for McDonalds. Seeings that dicks are usually cheap and tasteless..so is McDonalds.

We only have $2.50, let's go eat at McDicks

by Jane August 27, 2004

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

lil bitch

endearing use of little - lil used with bitch Babe In Total Control of Herself, and that's my Sara!

One lil respected gal who is in total control of herself.

by Jane March 11, 2004

toilet

pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!

mary wore her toilet to school today

by jane July 21, 2003

Hugo Weaving

Ooooh Hugoooo...
He's a walking orgasm... '
and he's a fab. actor!
that's rare these days...

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo

by Jane February 3, 2004

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003