jane's definitions

foggy goggles

This is another sexual act that is similar to "snowballing." A female partner performs oral sex on her male friend and pretends to swallow his semen. When he is least expecting it she spits it back into his eyes and he then has "foggy goggles."

He was being selfish so I gave him some foggy goggles.

by jane April 25, 2003

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

Mormon

a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person

Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!

by jane May 13, 2005

deerspotter

A wide-eyed ugly girl staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

What's up, deerspotter?

by Jane October 8, 2003

holla

means to call for a person

"holla at me later on!"

by jane November 14, 2003

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003