jane's definitions

Tish

A polite version of Cuntish.

Having an animal on a lead - Now that's TISH!

Going to a tea shop and ordering a cream horn - NOW THAT'S TISH!

GET IT!

by Jane May 13, 2005

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

deerspotter

A wide-eyed ugly girl staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

What's up, deerspotter?

by Jane October 8, 2003

toilet

pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!

mary wore her toilet to school today

by jane July 21, 2003

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

Spain

A beautiful country in southwestern Europe that has done a good job recovering from years of poverty during the Franco era and has kept its integrity and very rich culture; is the 8th largest economy in the world; native inhabitants are of mixed Nordic and Mediterranean European types; immmigrants are South Americans, Eastern Europeans, and Muslims; official language is Castillian; other languages are spoken in different regions of Spain, which includes Catalan and Galician.

Spain has a rich culture.

by Jane April 19, 2005