jane's definitions

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003

the push pop

This a sexual act that a woman performs on a man. She gives him head while pushing his shit up with both her thumbs. Guys love it.

i don't know

by jane April 25, 2003

hague

ox- bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit the bed
hooooo- yeaaah!

by jane May 22, 2003

tupon

the most beautiful angel that needs to be set free

by jane June 12, 2003

joo joo

Jane`s word

I`m bored, JOO JOO.

by jane June 27, 2003

toilet

pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!

mary wore her toilet to school today

by jane July 21, 2003