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A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.
Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
by james savik August 28, 2020
Get the Unicorn mug.Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.
Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.
Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.
Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.
by james savik March 30, 2008
Get the wiki-snob mug.A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".
by james savik September 26, 2006
Get the organ-spasm mug.Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
by james savik November 15, 2018
Get the crooked as a Florida election mug."How are your nuggets working out?"
"They'll be fine when they figure out that they're in the fleet now and can forget the Mickey-mouse shit and concentrate on the job."
"They'll be fine when they figure out that they're in the fleet now and can forget the Mickey-mouse shit and concentrate on the job."
by james savik September 6, 2020
Get the Nugget mug.1) youth who masterbaits so violently that he shakes the building
2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.
2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.
1) Max was such a thunder-chicken that I just had to leave the dorm room until he was done jerking off. It just wasn't safe on the top bunk.
2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.
2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.
by james savik September 23, 2009
Get the thunder-chicken mug.A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
by james savik August 8, 2020
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