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thunder-chicken

1) youth who masterbaits so violently that he shakes the building

2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.
1) Max was such a thunder-chicken that I just had to leave the dorm room until he was done jerking off. It just wasn't safe on the top bunk.

2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.
by james savik September 23, 2009
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Nugget

Military in origin. Describes a rookie aviator or junior officer in the Navy or Marine Corps.
"How are your nuggets working out?"
"They'll be fine when they figure out that they're in the fleet now and can forget the Mickey-mouse shit and concentrate on the job."
by james savik September 6, 2020
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leg hound

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.
1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?
by james savik October 2, 2006
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yips

The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).
1) I got the yips and bogeyed the rest of the holes.

2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.
by james savik July 12, 2010
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try-sexual

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.
My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.
by james savik October 2, 2006
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savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
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lunker

An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.
Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.
by james savik October 3, 2006
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