james savik's definitions
by james savik February 4, 2008
Get the queer as a football batmug. A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
by james savik March 30, 2008
Get the grant whoremug. Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.
John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.
by james savik January 3, 2023
Get the Epsteinedmug. Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
by james savik November 15, 2018
Get the crooked as a Florida electionmug. those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
Get the savik's law of perversity in fashionmug. by james savik October 2, 2006
Get the try-sexualmug. by james savik October 3, 2006
Get the lunkermug.