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Unicorn

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.
Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
by james savik August 28, 2020
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wiki-snob

Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.
Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.

Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.
by james savik March 30, 2008
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organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".
Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.
by james savik September 26, 2006
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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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Nugget

Military in origin. Describes a rookie aviator or junior officer in the Navy or Marine Corps.
"How are your nuggets working out?"
"They'll be fine when they figure out that they're in the fleet now and can forget the Mickey-mouse shit and concentrate on the job."
by james savik September 6, 2020
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thunder-chicken

1) youth who masterbaits so violently that he shakes the building

2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.
1) Max was such a thunder-chicken that I just had to leave the dorm room until he was done jerking off. It just wasn't safe on the top bunk.

2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.
by james savik September 23, 2009
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the Chris Kluwe Gambit

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.
by james savik August 8, 2020
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