james savik's definitions

yips

The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).

1) I got the yips and bogeyed the rest of the holes.

2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.

by james savik July 12, 2010

try-sexual

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.

My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.

by james savik October 2, 2006

leg hound

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.

1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?

by james savik October 2, 2006

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

lunker

An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.

Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.

by james savik October 3, 2006

hobby homo

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.

Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.

by james savik February 1, 2008

COVIDidiocy

Idiotic behavior during the COVID-19 pandemic. Ranges the gamut from taking absolutely no precautions, like not wearing masks, to going completely overboard like hoarding toilet paper or survival supplies.

Jesus Christ Ted has a bad case of COVIDidiocy. He's got a tractor-trailer load of toilet paper and hand sanitizer and enough guns to invade a small country.

by james savik July 29, 2020