A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.
Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.
by james savik March 30, 2008

Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.
John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.
by james savik January 03, 2023

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
by james savik August 08, 2020

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.
1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.
2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?
2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?
by james savik October 02, 2006

by james savik October 02, 2006

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.
Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.
Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.
Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.
by james savik November 05, 2023
