james savik's definitions

try-sexual

A young guy that is such a horn dog that he will try most anything sexual.

My buddy Shawn is a try-sexual: he fucked his girlfrind Mandy and her fag-hag buddy Travis.

by james savik October 2, 2006

yips

The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).

1) I got the yips and bogeyed the rest of the holes.

2) My post military career prospects aren't looking so good with a bad case of the combat yips and and drinking myself to sleep every night.

by james savik July 12, 2010

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

douchetacular

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

by james savik September 10, 2016

grant whore

A mediocre academic whose one career accomplishment is that he/she knows how to write successful research grants but has no idea how to focus that research for any pratical results.

Dr. Patterson is a rotten teacher but he has tenure because he's such a grant whore. He brings in 25 million a year for his research into the boxers vs breifs question.

by james savik March 30, 2008

Epsteined

Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.

John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.

by james savik January 3, 2023

COVIDidiocy

Idiotic behavior during the COVID-19 pandemic. Ranges the gamut from taking absolutely no precautions, like not wearing masks, to going completely overboard like hoarding toilet paper or survival supplies.

Jesus Christ Ted has a bad case of COVIDidiocy. He's got a tractor-trailer load of toilet paper and hand sanitizer and enough guns to invade a small country.

by james savik July 29, 2020