3 definitions by jakew

Everton the team from liverpool who never win anything.
Everton scum they think tjey are the best.

Bloke 1 - U know that team from liverpool
Bloke 2 - Yer liverpool
Bloke 1 - No the crap one
Bloke 2 - o yeh everton..........
by jakew July 25, 2006
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The best country in the world and probably the most hated for some reason but we dont drink tea all day and we r not all posh, actually i've never met anyone that talks like 'we' do in american films.
England help france in the war and then they sell really dangerous bombs n stuff to argentinians in the falklands war
by jakew September 14, 2006
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what americans call football but in england (where it was made it is called football).
American: Hey Bob wanna a game of soccer!?!
English: Soccer? o football ok
by jakew October 28, 2006
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