jaffaw's definitions

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Internet Legend

Someone who has become famous on the internet.

Someone who has become famous through the internet.

I was watching a video online, there was this guy who is such an Internet Legend, you have to watch them

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Hashbank

the term to describe your stash of Hash

how much have you got in your Hashbank?

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010