jaffaw's definitions

wank chart

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Re: Sex

quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss

Re: sex

Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?

And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Glorygays

best bunch of gaymates ever

looking back, those guys, those times, they were the glorygays.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

suckandfuck

what she does when I've been a good boy

last night I got a suckandfuck, perfect.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homorifice

An orfice, predominantly frequented by gay

he took me back to see his homorifice

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homoexotic

an exotic gay experience or boyfriend/girlfriend

a foreign gay film

that foreign film was so homoexotic

my boyfriend is from Peru,

oh so homoexotic,

I know

by jaffaw July 14, 2009