jaffaw's definitions

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

blethering

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks

ah you, you're just blethering

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

transendental medication

medication that takes you to another place

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

by jaffaw February 21, 2010

Kababalaah

A term used to describe Kabbalah in a derisory fashion

Kababalaah is such a crock,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homorifice

An orfice, predominantly frequented by gay

he took me back to see his homorifice

by jaffaw July 14, 2009