jaffaw's definitions

lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

beer rush

the first glorious feeling you have after hitting the first bottle,

can also mean a rush on beer, or rush towards the beer

chugg it chugg it chugg it,

ahhh beer rush,

beer beer yesssssss

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010

hashstash

the name for a particular type of stash

A pirate might say

how much be in yar hashstash?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009