jaffaw's definitions

whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops

i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover

by jaffaw July 18, 2009

Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homorifice

An orfice, predominantly frequented by gay

he took me back to see his homorifice

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Sexual agreement

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it

are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Kababalaah

A term used to describe Kabbalah in a derisory fashion

Kababalaah is such a crock,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Cuntextualise

when you everything you write about is cunt related

I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009