jaffaw's definitions

straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Re: Sex

quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss

Re: sex

Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?

And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wanks

multiple wanking,

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

thanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

it's your duty to shake your booty

a call to arms in reference to booty shaking

girl, it's your duty to shake your booty, shake your booty

by jaffaw July 16, 2009