Definitions by jaffaw

arse over elbows 

when you fall over in dramatic fashion

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

arse over elbows by jaffaw July 19, 2009

beer rush 

the first glorious feeling you have after hitting the first bottle,

can also mean a rush on beer, or rush towards the beer

chugg it chugg it chugg it,

ahhh beer rush,

beer beer yesssssss

beer rush by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Beer putsch 

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

Beer putsch by jaffaw July 19, 2009

beer queen 

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

beer queen by jaffaw July 19, 2009

beer song 

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

beer song by jaffaw July 19, 2009

feel the force

when you ask your friends to stand back as you are about to unleash your force, which may or may not be a party trick, fart, burp, etc

stand back guys, you've been warned, feel the force,

uggggg, what crawled up your arse and died?

feel the force by jaffaw July 19, 2009

lady alter 

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

lady alter by jaffaw July 19, 2009