jaffaw's definitions

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

transendental medication

medication that takes you to another place

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

by jaffaw February 21, 2010

straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Re: Sex

quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss

Re: sex

Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?

And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hashback

a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback

if I do this for you, can i get hashback?

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Brownshites

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites

all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Vinegars

to go on ones vinegars means going for some me time with a definate orgasmic outcum

I can't come out tonight i'm on my vinegars.

I was being friendly with my partner and just as was coming into the final vinegars I....

by jaffaw July 14, 2009