jaffaw's definitions

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Vinegars

to go on ones vinegars means going for some me time with a definate orgasmic outcum

I can't come out tonight i'm on my vinegars.

I was being friendly with my partner and just as was coming into the final vinegars I....

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Queer as fuck

more queer than most folk, possibly the queerest person in the room at any one point

You're so queer, you're so here, you're so queer as fuck.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Jewlous

Being jealous of jewish people
or

being a jealous jewish person

you're just jewlous that they're having a barmitzvah and you're not

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009