shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,

I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

oral orifice

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

No hoe zone

when the area described has no hoes in it

why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

by jaffaw July 19, 2009