jaffaw's definitions

No hoe zone

when the area described has no hoes in it

why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hashback

a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback

if I do this for you, can i get hashback?

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Re: Sex

quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss

Re: sex

Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?

And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

arse over elbows

when you fall over in dramatic fashion

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Brownshites

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites

all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009