jaffaw's definitions

Decumission

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

celebshitty

Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous

that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Internet Legend

Someone who has become famous on the internet.

Someone who has become famous through the internet.

I was watching a video online, there was this guy who is such an Internet Legend, you have to watch them

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

more bang for your bucks

describes something better for the same price

if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hash-Flow

describes how much hash is in the hash bank.

How's the hash-flow man, are we high?

by Jaffaw July 12, 2009