jaffaw's definitions

Suckall

When you were on a promise to get a blow job but end up with nothing

I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hashdash

The run you do for some weed, when you've run out

Dude, we've run out, I need to go on a hashdash,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Penisensation

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

by jaffaw July 19, 2009