jaffaw's definitions

shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,

I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Hash-Flow

describes how much hash is in the hash bank.

How's the hash-flow man, are we high?

by Jaffaw July 12, 2009

Bugger this

a throw the towel in phrase,

Bugger this, i'm off to the pub

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

booty taking

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call

girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010